An Ode to drinking.

[kiwiwolf]

Sent to me by an old drinking buddy... may god save what is left of your brain cells and resurrect your liver Marcus.

I'd like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I'll drink until I stink
I'll drink until I cannot blink

Perhaps I'll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that I can touch the sky

Or maybe I shall have some rum
It's not so dumb to want some rum
I'll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb

Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I'll drink it once, I'll drink it twice

Perhaps some gin to make me grin
It's not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then I will begin again

I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I'm here for beer!

I'll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I'll drink until my liver's gone
I'll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come too

I'm loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There's just one thing I need to know...
Where's the can? I have to go!


By Dr. Souse

 

[intrigued]

Why does this remind me of me?

Hey there...hope you're doing good.

 

[huskie]

Why does this remind me of me?

cause you need a good gardener that can't help you out in more ways than planting

 

[intrigued]

cause you need a good gardener that can't help you out in more ways than planting

I am a good gardner dear, but a little manly help is always a good thing.

What in heck does that have to do with my other favorite past time?

 

[QuickDuck]

Mental As Anything

A song for you Mr Wolf....

THE NIPS ARE GETTING BIGGER
Words & Music: Martin Plaza (Syray / Polygram Music)

Started out just drinking beer
Didn't know how or why or what I was doing there
Just a couple more made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you it was nothing to do with the letter

Ran right out of beer I took a look into the larder
No bones nothing I'd better go and get something harder
Back in a flash I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and pat malone drinking on our own

Woah, oh, the nips are getting bigger
Woah, yeah, the nips are getting bigger
Woah, oh, the nips are getting bigger
Yeah, they're getting bigger

Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain doesn't worry me
Enough to stop me from doing it again
Wiping out brain cells by the millions but I don't care
It doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare

chorus

 

[huskie]

I am a good gardner dear, but a little manly help is always a good thing.

What in heck does that have to do with my other favorite past time?

I ment to say CAN. Not can't..... sorry

Pee. Your favorite past time produces pee that is good for your compost pile. If you drink beer you should pee in your compost pile. the yeast speeds up the decomp prossess and helps cook the pile. thus you can use you sompost sooner. Also, if you pee in your yard it helps keep the moles away and add Nitro to the grass. be sure to water down some afterwards.

now. you think you can OUT garden me Kitten??? I doubt it, Baby!!!!!

 

[intrigued]

I ment to say CAN. Not can't..... sorry

Pee. Your favorite past time produces pee that is good for your compost pile. If you drink beer you should pee in your compost pile. the yeast speeds up the decomp prossess and helps cook the pile. thus you can use you sompost sooner. Also, if you pee in your yard it helps keep the moles away and add Nitro to the grass. be sure to water down some afterwards.

now. you think you can OUT garden me Kitten??? I doubt it, Baby!!!!!

Sir, I know all about making compost. Though I have been known to take a tinkle in the yard when I'm working and don't have time to go all the way to the house, I don't feel I have the aim required for fertilizing the compost pile.
And I don't drink beer...but everything else is a a big, resounding "yes".

Please pardon the hijack...though he is trying hard to tie it altogether.