AMAA - Jade

[JerseyJade]

I’m offended! You’re insinuating I bought my super powers? I was selected by the mule Gods you know.

Well with that adorable face, I can see why.

But they still screwed you.

 

[WiserSoutherner]

Back to the questions - you doing anything fun this weekend?

 

[JerseyJade]

Back to the questions - you doing anything fun this weekend?

We have nothing planed so far, but that could change. Ask me again come Monday.

 

[mulehead61]

Is NJ still shutdown or can you go to restaurants, bars, etc.?

 

[WiserSoutherner]

We have nothing planed so far, but that could change. Ask me again come Monday.

Punctuation is so important, Lets go with "Ask me again. Come Monday"

 

[JerseyJade]

Is NJ still shutdown or can you go to restaurants, bars, etc.?

Most of the restaurants are open now, but there's a limit on how many people can be inside. Masks are required, too. I'm not sure about all the bars, but the ones that I go to are still closed.

Punctuation is so important, Lets go with "Ask me again. Come Monday"

I'm usually good at that, too.

 

[nkycatsfan]

You were hungry earlier, so what’s your favorite food?

 

[JerseyJade]

You were hungry earlier, so what’s your favorite food?

Pizza, but I had a salad for lunch.

 

[mulehead61]

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.

Why?

 

[JerseyJade]

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.

Why?

To keep the doctor away.

 

[mulehead61]

To keep the doctor away.

Smarter that the average boo you are...

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

What is long and green and smells like pork?

 

[JerseyJade]

Smarter that the average boo you are...

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

A penis... um, I mean a toothbrush?

 

[mulehead61]

A penis... um, I mean a toothbrush?

You have a one track mind...or is that one track mouth?

 

[JerseyJade]

You have a one track mind...or is that one track mouth?

No comment.

 

[mulehead61]

No comment.

Because your mouth is full??

Have you heard of the job application process at Hooter’s?

 

[JerseyJade]

Because your mouth is full??

Have you heard of the job application process at Hooter’s?

Nope. I never applied for a job there.

 

[mulehead61]

Nope. I never applied for a job there.

They just give you a bra and say here fill this out...

Yea, and their food isn’t that good.

What was the first job you had?

 

[JerseyJade]

They just give you a bra and say here fill this out...

Yea, and their food isn’t that good.

What was the first job you had?

A part time job working at JC Penny.

 

[mulehead61]

A part time job working at JC Penny.

You didn’t work the perfume counter did you?

 

[JerseyJade]

You didn’t work the perfume counter did you?

No, why?

 

[mulehead61]

No, why?

I get a kick out of those women. Makeup caked on in multiple layers and always spraying you with something.

Have you ever had a facial? The cosmetic kind you naughty Jersey girl..

 

[JerseyJade]

I get a kick out of those women. Makeup caked on in multiple layers and always spraying you with something.

Have you ever had a facial? The cosmetic kind you naughty Jersey girl..

No, neither kind.

 

[mulehead61]

No, neither kind.

Well they are messy...

Have you received stitches?

 

[JerseyJade]

Well they are messy...

Have you received stitches?

Nope. And I never had a cavity, either.