AMAA - Jade

[NastyNyx]

Half assed? I’ll just have to use my mule super powers to see what I missed.

Lol...what exactly are your mule super powers?

 

[mulehead61]

Half assed? I’ll just have to use my mule super powers to see what I missed.

Lol...what exactly are your mule super powers?

I mentioned stamina yesterday. Other powers are mind reading, invisibility and x ray vision.

I also produce large amounts of ear wax...

 

[JerseyJade]

I think it’s stubbornness, mostly. That and good teeth.

Not to mention, being really good at pulling heavy carts.

 

[NastyNyx]

I mentioned stamina yesterday. Other powers are mind reading, invisibility and x ray vision.

I also produce large amounts of ear wax...

I think it’s stubbornness, mostly. That and good teeth.

Oh...I was kinda hoping one of them was donkey dick....but those are pretty cool I guess

 

[mulehead61]

Oh...I was kinda hoping one of them was donkey dick....but those are pretty cool I guess

I was being polite...for JJ’s sake. And that’s not a super power...just natural.

 

[NastyNyx]

I was being polite...for JJ’s sake. And that’s not a super power...just natural.

What...you don't feel the need to be polite for my sake?

All natural hey lol...that's what all the mules say

 

[mulehead61]

What...you don't feel the need to be polite for my sake?

All natural hey lol...that's what all the mules say

Well, it’s her thread.... and yes I would be polite for you too.

Good try - you only know one mule.

 

[NastyNyx]

Well, it’s her thread.... and yes I would be polite for you too.
Good try - you only know one mule.

You're right...it is her thread. And thanks

True...I know quite a few asses but only one mule

 

[mulehead61]

You're right...it is her thread. And thanks

True...I know quite a few asses but only one mule

See? The mesmerizing by the mule is working...

 

[NastyNyx]

See? The mesmerizing by the mule is working...

Lol...those are some magical super powers Mule

Seems we lost the lovely Jade....I'm about ready to lay my head down on those pillows you like so much

Goodnight everybody

 

[JerseyJade]

Lol...those are some magical super powers Mule

Seems we lost the lovely Jade....I'm about ready to lay my head down on those pillows you like so much

Goodnight everybody

Naaa, I just got sleepy.

G'night, Nyx.

 

[mulehead61]

Lol...those are some magical super powers Mule

Seems we lost the lovely Jade....I'm about ready to lay my head down on those pillows you like so much

Goodnight everybody

She seems to have drifted off...lol. Night.

 

[mulehead61]

Naaa, I just got sleepy.

G'night, Nyx.

I gotta work on the mesmerizing...wasn’t supposed to put you to sleep.

 

[JerseyJade]

I gotta work on the mesmerizing...wasn’t supposed to put you to sleep.

Well that's what happens when you do something half ass.

 

[mulehead61]

Well that's what happens when you do something half ass.

Ouch...damn...

Ok, the mesmirizing is running full ass. Feel anything different?

 

[JerseyJade]

Ouch...damn...

Ok, the mesmirizing is running full ass. Feel anything different?

Yep. I feel like it's bedtime. G'night, Mule.

 

[mulehead61]

Yep. I feel like it's bedtime. G'night, Mule.

Lol. Good night.

 

[JerseyJade]

What’s the best way to be woken up? How about the worst?

Best way: On my own, without an alarm going off or a kid waking me up saying that he's hungry.

Worst Way: Loud thunder or a bad dream.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Where is the best place to go to get a cheese steak?

 

[JerseyJade]

Where is the best place to go to get a cheese steak?

Philadelphia, or so I heard. I was never there, so I don't know. Maybe NYC, too.

 

[mulehead61]

Do you feel mesmerized today?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you feel mesmerized today?

Nope. I feel hungry.

 

[mulehead61]

Nope. I feel hungry.

Dang it. I checked my mesmerizing super power source and made some adjustments. Guess I need to check it again.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dang it. I checked my mesmerizing super power source and made some adjustments. Guess I need to check it again.

Maybe you should return it where you got it from and get a refund.

 

[mulehead61]

Maybe you should return it where you got it from and get a refund.

I’m offended! You’re insinuating I bought my super powers? I was selected by the mule Gods you know.