Lastingimpressions
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Lol
Well obviously a dick is what first comes to mind, but I know that's not the answer, so....
I give up. What is it? I need to know.![]()
I always knew you were a perv. Lol
It's a seatbelt!
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Lol
Well obviously a dick is what first comes to mind, but I know that's not the answer, so....
I give up. What is it? I need to know.![]()
I always knew you were a perv. Lol
It's a seatbelt!




No clue.![]()
Lmao!
Damn, I should have guessed that. That makes perfect sense.![]()
Oof okay, how about, what chili pepper do you prefer in hot chocolate?
None. I like whipped cream in my hot chocolate.
Well to be fair, both answers work well. I'm just not sure that a dick works best when jerked.

Well from my experience, jerking it makes it squirt after awhile.![]()
Do you like spicy food at all?
This is true. But I'd be willing to bet one could make it squirt faster using other techniques...not to say that should be the goal.

Yes, on some foods, like chili and spaghetti sauce, but it doesn't like me.![]()
Well I prefer to use other techniques as the other can get a little messy. I don't like messy.![]()
Ah, that is both happy and sad.
What's the perfect level of drunk?

Hmm...
Well I'm sure you made half the men who read that very happy and disappointed the other half. These are only estimates of course. I can't imagine anyone conducting a poll on such a thing.![]()
Well I don't recall anyone ever getting disappointed, regardless.![]()
What's your go to comfort food and why?
Pizza and McNuggets are my favorite. Why? Because they're yummy and I don't have make them, I just order it and it gets delivered or it gets picked up.
That gave me a good chuckle.
What's a food you would not eat and why?
Spinach. It looks and tastes gross!![]()
That hurts, spinach is innocent.
Coffee or tea in the morning?

Not so innocent.
Coffee. The only time I'll drink tea is when I'm sick.
Spinach never harmed nobody.
How do you take your coffee then?
