AMAA - Jade

[Jaws82]

Need a tissue?

Nono I’ll just listen to The Ghost of Tom Joad to mask the tears

 

[JerseyJade]

Nono I’ll just listen to The Ghost of Tom Joad to mask the tears

May I suggest this one instead? It's so much better than whatever that song is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

 

[Lastingimpressions]

....

*insert Bon Jovi gif here*

Apparently I need a tutorial of how to do this.

 

[JerseyJade]

....

*insert Bon Jovi gif here*

Apparently I need a tutorial of how to do this.

Lol

I was wondering what you were trying to post.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Lol

I was wondering what you were trying to post.

Lol. Yea, I need tech support pronto.

 

[J-Rod]

Baby Shark, or Baby Beluga?

 

[JerseyJade]

Baby Shark, or Baby Beluga?

That's a question more for my kid to answer.

 

[J-Rod]

That's a question more for my kid to answer.

Lol... I have to sing one of those songs to my daughter almost every night before bed.

 

[JerseyJade]

Lol... I have to sing one of those songs to my daughter almost every night before bed.

Really? That's funny.

 

[mulehead61]

I wouldn't say a lot, but yeah, at times. Mostly by older people who think they're better than everyone else and look down on young people. Whatever.

Uh oh....

All the old guys ears just perked up and they’re gonna start acting like 10 yr olds...

 

[JerseyJade]

Your hair is much longer than I expected. (Not a bad thing!) What's the shortest cut you've had?

My mom cut my hair when I was in grade school and she wouldn't let me grow it past my shoulders, so I would say around shoulder length. Once I got in intermediate and high school, that's when I was allowed to let my hair grow longer.

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you go with the ponytail or a bun to keep it tied back during a blow job?

Sometimes a pony tail, other times tied up.. but most of the time my hair gets untied by the time we're done. For some reason, men like my hair down while I'm doing that.

 

[JerseyJade]

I can imagine we do. I mean....they do.

As long as they keep it from falling in my face, I'm fine with that.

 

[JerseyJade]

Now we're getting somewhere.
Holding a fist full of long hair is pretty dang nice during a blow job. Keeps the hair out of your face and keeps at least a little bit of control in my hands. Win/win!

Works for me, too.

 

[WiserSoutherner]

Nono I’ll just listen to The Ghost of Tom Joad to mask the tears

With Tom Morello?

 

[JerseyJade]

With Tom Morello?

I think he was referring to Bruce Springsteen.

 

[ericsmith1212]

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[WiserSoutherner]

I think he was referring to Bruce Springsteen.

Oh I know -the version of Ghost of Tom Joad with Bruce and Tom is fantastic, that's what I meant.

And you are awesome dear, and I do really like Bon Jovi, but he would be the first to tell you that Bruce is the greatest American rock and roller, period.

Have you seen either in concert?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh I know -the version of Ghost of Tom Joad with Bruce and Tom is fantastic, that's what I meant.

And you are awesome dear, and I do really like Bon Jovi, but he would be the first to tell you that Bruce is the greatest American rock and roller, period.

Have you seen either in concert?

Yeah, I know BS is a legend here, I just don't like his music, that's all.

Naa, I haven't been to neither of their concerts.

 

[WiserSoutherner]

So can you name your top five musicians or bands?

 

[JerseyJade]

So can you name your top five musicians or bands?

Off the top of my head:

1. Beastie Boys
2. 2 Chainz
3. Niki Minaj
4. Green Day
5. Ludacris

 

[JerseyJade]

This song still gets me pumped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Alright. Here's a riddle for you Jade:

What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

 

[JerseyJade]

Alright. Here's a riddle for you Jade:

What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?

Lol

Well obviously a dick is what first comes to mind, but I know that's not the answer, so....

I give up. What is it? I need to know.

 

[thejabber27]

What's the best topping for Humus?