Alternative Valentines

[Little_Sister]

Nice one but how about...

Be my Valentine or the cute little puppy get's it.

Gets what?! I don't think bestiality has any place on valentines.

 

[elli1]

i love how your moobs look in my bras

 

[candygirl1200]

I read a V-day card the other day that said.
" Sorry, I won't be giving you my heart this year but I do have another throbbing organ you might be interested in."

 

[Little_Sister]

I love how you shaved my back hair into a heart. True love!

 

[elli1]

here is where you can write your idea for a Valentine's Day card or candy heart that expresses how you really feel, since you are not normal.

i only just noticed this part and was going to protest, but then i remembered my posts in this thread

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Gets what?! I don't think bestiality has any place on valentines.

Well then forget about the puppy, I will just treat you like a beast then

 

[elli1]

i like you enough to consider sleeping in one bed with you. if we have our own pillow and duvet, each. and you stay on your side.

p.s.: you snore and you're out.

 

[Little_Sister]

Well then forget about the puppy, I will just treat you like a beast then

You lick my pussy so much better than the puppy!!

 

[Little_Sister]

i like you enough to consider sleeping in one bed with you. if we have our own pillow and duvet, each. and you stay on your side.

p.s.: you snore and you're out.

What about the dam of pillows in the middle to prevent any accidental touching? Is that required?

 

[elli1]

you may lick my boots

 

[elli1]

What about the dam of pillows in the middle to prevent any accidental touching? Is that required?

as long as everyone stays on their side it should be fine, the dam just requires too much space

 

[Little_Sister]

I know you're my brother, but I'll still do ya.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

You lick my pussy so much better than the puppy!!

And your hair is so much easier to hold onto, but I admit I did enjoy the yelping.

 

[Little_Sister]

I love it when you squeal like a pig, boy.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I love it when you squeal like a pig, boy.

Are they Banjo's I hear.


I love the smell of Cum and Pussy juice in the morning. It smells like Valentines day.

 

[elli1]

i love it when you wake me up with sex in the middle of the night. it reminds me of my dad.



(disclaimer: no)

 

[elli1]

luv's sig would also be appropriate click

 

[MausAss]

You will come to love the smell of chloroform, darling.

 

[ydahecnot]

You're "bound" to enjoy my Valentine's gift to you

 

[elli1]

my vagina likes your penis

 

[ydahecnot]

My penis likes your asshole

 

[Devlishone4fun]

So going to lick your pussy on February 14

 

[elli1]

everyone gives their valentines a rose, i'l give you a rosebud instead

 

[ydahecnot]

Let's all go in on a bouquet of frottage

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

everyone gives their valentines a rose, i'l give you a rosebud instead

*violently hurling the entire contents of my stomach*

at first I thought they had something shoved in there...but it seems it was something shoving out

*more hurling*