Alternative Valentines

[BradBigBrain]

As sung by Frank Sinatra:

Don't shave your cunt hair for me
I love a savage garden, can't you see?
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is Valentines day

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you touched my heart forever when you popped that zit on my labia.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

You had me at 'Fuck me like the dirty slut I am'.

 

[Trixareforkids]

you touched my heart forever when you popped that zit on my labia.

Ouch! That just made my cunt wince.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you make my anus wink.

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/6dd89bce9513c4c726efd7df0d87420c/tumblr_njdqqj6Kpy1qfu32fo1_500.jpg

 

[Trixareforkids]

UGH! Glitter. Evil shiny stuff.

 

[BradBigBrain]

UGH! Glitter. Evil shiny stuff.

I thought it was the thought that counted...

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Valentine,

If it's the thought that counts...
I think that I'd love for you
to do a rusty trombone on me.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

It's the thought that cunts...

fyp

 

[Trixareforkids]

ok, feeling dense...

fyp? wat dat?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I thought it was the thought that counted...

Wow if it was the thought that counted, I am sure that I would have been arrested by now in a lot of countries

 

[Trixareforkids]

Wow if it was the thought that counted, I am sure that I would have been arrested by now in a lot of countries

And I would be very well fucked right now...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Wow if it was the thought that counted, I am sure that I would have been arrested by now in a lot of countries

Rawr.

And I would be very well fucked right now...

right?

^5


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[Paul_Chance]

OMG!

I just found this thread and spent the last half hour reading and laughing my ass off.

You all really are some twisted people.

That's why I love you. Sincerely, thanks for the mad laughter!

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Rawr.



right?

^5


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Oh you

And I would be very well fucked right now...

Well I can imagine myself as Roger Rabbit so yes

 

[Trixareforkids]

Well I can imagine myself as Roger Rabbit so yes

LOL, ha, watch out Aussie. I'm really a wolf in sluts clothes, I'd eat a bunny alive.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh you

you, too.

 

[Erochic]

I'd rub my pussy on a Valentines card and send it to you

 

[elli1]

i'd let you watch me pee

 

[DukeSupernature]

"I love you."
There- I said it. Now will you let me do you up the bum?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you first.

 

[DukeSupernature]

A card with either this guy or this guy.

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/13222324c5574036c915ca41cbd5b89b/tumblr_njh3bjCBfN1smvfgqo1_400.jpg

 

[Little_Sister]

Happy Valentines. Screw candy, here are my dirty panties.