Alternative Valentines

[Trixareforkids]

I know I shit on you, but come back baby, my ass misses your face.

 

[Little_Sister]

This year let's do something different. I'm thinking Arby's.

I was thinking costco. You could just eat the free samples as we walk around.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

you make me want to expand outside of just gay porn

 

[Little_Sister]

Will you eat the cookie?

 

[Trixareforkids]

The ladies night two for one special was a let down, you can cheer me up by letting me fuck your buddy.

 

[mouthybrunette]

If you love me, you'll fuck me like you hate me.[/COLOR]

^^ Love that!



Will you be my booty call?

 

[mouthybrunette]

It's Valentine's Day ... let's do something so kinky that we avoid one another from now on and pretend it never happened.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I was thinking costco. You could just eat the free samples as we walk around.

And get cheap pizza! Where have you been all my life?

 

[elli1]

no one wants you, no one wants me.... why not?

 

[MausAss]

I got chocolate. You can have the pieces I don't like.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

my mouth is big enough to feel tooth-free, so let's do this

 

[Trixareforkids]

Screw dinner and cholates, how 'bout we just eat each other for Valentines?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Roses wither and fade, but my pussy will always be ripe for licking.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Coupon for One FREE Throat Fucking!

 

[elli1]

Roses wither and fade, but my pussy will always be ripe for licking.

roses wither and fade. as does my body, so hurry up and fuck me while my nipples are still above my belly button

 

[Lilylovex64]

Wanna see who can chug the beer fastest?

 

[Scrivener_]

Wanna open this bottle of wine? I can't get the twist-off to actually twist off.

 

[pvt_addiction]

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[pvt_addiction]

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[DukeSupernature]

Wow, you run fast ... You almost got away

 

[Little_Sister]

If you buy me something expensive, I might let you hump my leg later.

 

[Paul_Chance]

It's Valentine's Day ... let's do something so kinky that we avoid one another from now on and pretend it never happened.

LOL - I like this one.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

There is only one definitive Alternative Valentine. Thanks to Harry Nilsson (ignore the Budweiser Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lXLiFsRtE

I'll see your Harry and raise you a CeeLo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

 

[elli1]

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[elli1]

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