Alternative Valentines

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Your eyes are so beautiful I want you to grind my face."

 

[elli1]

your oral skills make me tolerate what comes out of your mouth when it's not busy eating me

 

[DukeSupernature]

I want you to rub your personality over me till I spill my sense of humour all over you.

 

[elli1]

i only need 4 beer and 3 glasses of whisky to turn you into a 6

 

[DukeSupernature]

i only need 4 beer and 3 glasses of whisky to turn you into a 6

(I have to start writing these down ... )

No-one wants to die alone, in a car boot, having been forced to listen to 'Achey Breaky Heart' for 8 days straight.
So be my Valentine.

 

[elli1]

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm gonna pound you with my starp-on tonight, bitchboy

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I want to be on you

 

[elli1]

after your dad died you were the next best thing...

 

[DukeSupernature]

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
You left the front door unlocked,
Now I'm under your bed.

 

[elli1]

i'm watching you (written in blood)

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

My sweet, I can't stop thinking about your breasts every time I look at a grandfather clock

 

[elli1]

My sweet, I can't stop thinking about your breasts every time I look at a grandfather clock

also works with 'moobs' or 'testicles'

 

[DukeSupernature]

I just met you,
And this is crazy,
So these handcuffs -
Unlock them maybe?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Hey Hot & Sexy!

Let's role play the Zombie Apocalypse

I get to play the Zombie, because I want to eat you out for Valentines

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I thought of you yesterday when I was cutting my steak

 

[Miasorrow]

I really love your brother.
And your dad.
And your cousin.
Please marry me

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I cried thinking about you today, as I stuffed a chicken. Ahh the memories.

 

[Miasorrow]

I love the way my cum catches the morning sun as it dribbles off your chin

you make me wanna stimulate your prostate.

You've almost replaced porn for me

Those are my fav.
Great thread idea Bella. It makes me smile all the way reading through it.

 

[Erochic]

" If you were in front of me I'd throw myself at you - pussy first<3 "


Haha... I did actually tell someone that (recently too) - and I meant it from the bottom of my heart. And loins

 

[DarkrSide]

I'd do anything to fuck you on Valentine's Day. Just once... or twenty times... or really any other day of the year as well..

 

[elli1]

be my valentine or die

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

be my valentine or die

Nice one but how about...

Be my Valentine or the cute little puppy get's it.

 

[Little_Sister]

I love you so much this time I will whip you with the dress belt.

 

[elli1]

Nice one but how about...

Be my Valentine or the cute little puppy get's it.

or

be my valentine or i'll tell your wife

 

[elli1]

I love you so much this time I will whip you with the dress belt.

awwwwww