Alternative Valentines

[Sundayschild]

"you think I'm clever and you tolerate my jokes, so you can stay"

Fixed it for ya

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I've never been with a man who had so many good-looking friends before

 

[elli1]

Fixed it for ya

i your bank account

 

[Sundayschild]

You're the only girl who ever let me do that and came back for more X

 

[elli1]

You're the only girl who ever let me do that and came back for more X

*sobs*


be my surrogate father figure?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

the hypnotic after-shakes of your cellulite mesmerize me long after you stop wiggling your hips, my love

 

[RickTango]

Eating this candy
Makes me randy

 

[RickTango]

Rose are red
Violates are blue
So is your ass

 

[elli1]

i like that your penis is small enough to not make me gag when i take it in my mouth all the way

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i like that your penis is small enough to not make me gag when i take it in my mouth all the way

I was totally just gonna make a small penis joke. lol

 

[Sundayschild]

You've almost replaced porn for me

 

[elli1]

your crazy matches my crazy

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you make my go lub-dup, lub-dup.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I love the way my cum catches the morning sun as it dribbles off your chin

 

[Sundayschild]

I love the way my cum catches the morning sun as it dribbles off your chin

Ha ha!

 

[elli1]

i'd let you braid my pubes

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I love the way my cum catches the morning sun as it dribbles off your chin

I adore it when you whisper pervy nothings in my ear. *shiver*

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I'd let you wax the hair off my nut sack just to spend an hour in your arms.

 

[elli1]

you make me want to tell my SO about you

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'd let you shave my corn-hole just so you could lick it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you make me want to tell my SO about you

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I'd let you shave my corn-hole just so you could lick it.

I bet it tastes just as sweet as your name

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

you make me want to tell my SO about you

But would you tell your master about me

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I bet it tastes just as sweet as your name

you make me wanna stimulate your prostate.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

You make me want to tie you up and tickle your G spot all day long.