Alternative Valentines

[elli1]

looking forward to tonight

p.s.: i've had an enema *wink*

 

[Sundayschild]

looking forward to tonight

p.s.: i've had an enema *wink*

Dinner tonight? My place. Bring towels.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you make me want to squeeze my pubococcygeus muscle around your cock.

 

[elli1]

i love you so much, i want to bottle your farts and wear them as perfume

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

For all the subs out there

Come in, On your knees, head down, ass up, now wait....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*farts*

 

[Sundayschild]

*farts*

...even your farts are cute....

 

[elli1]

*farts*

is that for me?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

...even your farts are cute....

is that for me?

he's just trying to get on my nerve.

 

[elli1]

i'd share everything with you, even my STDs

 

[elli1]

i want to have your abortion

 

[Sundayschild]

i want to have your abortion

Awww.....

 

[elli1]

Awww.....

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

*farts*

Ahh see even your bottom likes to blow kisses at me.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

i want to have your abortion

I want to try for many years so I can fulfill that wish. Vasectomy be dammed.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ahh see even your bottom likes to blow kisses at me.

just trying to make some more room for my new anal plug.

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

just trying to make some more room for my new anal plug.

Ahh I would happily plug up your anal passage any day sweet mademoiselle

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ahh I would happily plug up your anal passage any day sweet mademoiselle

yes, but would you pound my cervix as well?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

yes, but would you pound my cervix as well?

Cervix??? My dear I would pound your belly from both fore, Aft and above anytime you called.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Cervix??? My dear I would pound your belly from both fore, Aft and above anytime you called.

cervical bruising and tears in my vaginal walls, too?

where have you been all of my life??

 

[Sundayschild]

cervical bruising and tears in my vaginal walls, too?

where have you been all of my life??

(Prison, probly)

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

(Prison, probly)

that's what i'm talkin' about.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I've really been enjoying that thing you learned to do in prison

 

[DukeSupernature]

We'll always have Cell-Block 'C' ...

 

[DukeSupernature]

I've got eyes only for you baby ...


Sorry, eyelets. We thread the rope through here ...