Alaskans? Anyone out there?

[Delicacy]

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Aloha!

Enjoy your trip, too!

Sorry about that. I'm usually very good at douching.

 

[thør]

It's always good to be home.

 

[Delicacy]

It's always good to be home.

It's always good to have you back.

 

[thør]

It's always good to have you back.

Could I have your back?

And your front?

 

[thesan]

I'm in Alaska. What a crappy summer we are having. Good thing I leave for vacation next week.

 

[thør]

I'm in Alaska. What a crappy summer we are having. Good thing I leave for vacation next week.

Welcome to my thread.



How long is your vacation?

 

[thør]

Poor Maggie the elephant.

The zoo has found a place that will take maggie. I understand it to be a place where show animals retire. They have other elephants.

 

[thør]

It was up to 72°F yesterday in the shade. Quite warm fer us Anchorage-ites.

 

[thør]

Alaska, the only place in the world you can walk up to a complete stranger, slap them, and not expect repercussions as long as you say, "Got 'em!" after the swat!

 

[Guest]

Alaska, the only place in the world you can walk up to a complete stranger, slap them, and not expect repercussions as long as you say, "Got 'em!" after the swat!

Where would that swat be?

 

[thør]

Where would that swat be?

one would not be enough for you

 

[Guest]

one would not be enough for you

I don't know what the local pestilence is up there, but I'm blackfly cocaine..

I look like Carrie after they're done.

 

[thør]

I don't know what the local pestilence is up there, but I'm blackfly cocaine..

I look like Carrie after they're done.

Mosquitos for the most part...later come the white-sox and the no-see-ums.....

 

[Guest]

Mosquitos for the most part...later come the white-sox and the no-see-ums.....

*guh*

Skeeters the size of robins, no doubt. NSU's - maybe you can't see them, but listening to those things drive me insane..
What's a white-sox? Do I want to know?

 

[daylightwarrior]

What's a white-sox? Do I want to know?

White socks are a baseball team.....

 

[Guest]

White socks are a baseball team.....

Part of a schoolgirl uniform, and also the bane of my existence.

 

[thør]

*guh*

Skeeters the size of robins, no doubt. NSU's - maybe you can't see them, but listening to those things drive me insane..
What's a white-sox? Do I want to know?

It's a tiny black fly with white feet.....they can do a number on ya

 

[Guest]

It's a tiny black fly with white feet.....they can do a number on ya

Care to do a number on me?

 

[thør]

Care to do a number on me?

*grins*

 

[Delicacy]

Alaska, the only place in the world you can walk up to a complete stranger, slap them, and not expect repercussions as long as you say, "Got 'em!" after the swat!

Funny! You should submit it to Alaska Magazine, under "Real Alaskans..."

 

[thør]

Funny! You should submit it to Alaska Magazine, under "Real Alaskans..."

It belongs to Mr. Whitekeys. I stole it.

 

[thør]

Anchorage Runners Sweep at Marathon!

 

[thør]

For the TV viewer, Jeff Corwin's "Into Alaska Series" starts on 10 July on the Travel Channel. The previews look pretty good.

 

[Delicacy]

For the TV viewer, Jeff Corwin's "Into Alaska Series" starts on 10 July on the Travel Channel. The previews look pretty good.

Corwin was in Juneau a couple months ago while filming. A couple friends of mine were at the Alaskan Bar when he showed up. According to them, Corwin was a complete jerk. Slamming down shots of tequila and being very unfriendly towards everyone, including the bartender.

I'll watch the show anyways. I watch anything on TV that has to do with Alaska.

 

[thør]

Corwin was in Juneau a couple months ago while filming. A couple friends of mine were at the Alaskan Bar when he showed up. According to them, Corwin was a complete jerk. Slamming down shots of tequila and being very unfriendly towards everyone, including the bartender.

I'll watch the show anyways. I watch anything on TV that has to do with Alaska.

hmmmmm, so, he's just a prick? or maybe he didn't get laid?....