Ack

Rubyfruit

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I just drank water that had Glade Plugins scented oil in it.

I think I'm going to throw up.
 
Please see a doctor.

No, really. We are all concerned about you.
 
Good question, Perky.

Well, I've never used them before and turns out I had it plugged in upside down, so that the oil was dripping out and so it happens, directly into the drinking glass in my bathroom.

Fuck. I can't get rid of the taste. It's permeated my entire body.
 
Drink milk,about half a litre or so to dilute the glade scented oil,not to mention get the taste out of your mouth.


(Edited for spelling errors,damn this cough medecine)
 
Rubyfruit said:
Good question, Perky.

Well, I've never used them before and turns out I had it plugged in upside down, so that the oil was dripping out and so it happens, directly into the drinking glass in my bathroom.

Fuck. I can't get rid of the taste. It's permeated my entire body.
so do you smell pretty? spring fresh?
 
I bet rimming would taste good.


Not that you wouldn't always , Ruby. :devil:
 
Rubyfruit said:


Well, I've never used them before and turns out I had it plugged in upside down, so that the oil was dripping out and so it happens, directly into the drinking glass in my bathroom.

Fuck. I can't get rid of the taste. It's permeated my entire body.

Ack!

Call poison control. Ack!
 
Rubyfruit said:


Sky Breeze.

ohhhhhhh, that's fresh.

can I stick you in the corner of my room and turn up your dials?
 
Rubyfruit said:


Sky Breeze.

You sit down on my face, pulling my hair, moving my eager mouth toward your juicy pussy. I plunge my tongue deep between your hot lips to taste your sweet nectar, Sky Breeze ... ACK BLECK CHOKE!!!!
 
perky_baby said:


ohhhhhhh, that's fresh.

can I stick you in the corner of my room and turn up your dials?

~laughing~

Sure, take advantage of me when I'm all oiled up.
 
Can I

Rubyfruit said:
Good question, Perky.

Well, I've never used them before and turns out I had it plugged in upside down, so that the oil was dripping out and so it happens, directly into the drinking glass in my bathroom.

Fuck. I can't get rid of the taste. It's permeated my entire body.

Can I have the pleasure of an hour of deep wet kisses punctuated with some fluttering fingers, roving tongue and maybe an exploration by Mr.. Dick?
 
Rubyfruit said:


~laughing~

Sure, take advantage of me when I'm all oiled up.

eau de rubyfruit. I wanna plug it in, plug it in.
 
Thanks, Pagliacci. I've had one glass and I think it's helping.

~~~

CE, TWB, DT - you boys must be really horny today if a thread about me wanting to throw up makes you think about sex. ;-)

~~

MP, thanks. Are you kidding me? Sheesh, I figured it couldn't be much worse for me than the wine I drank last night.
 
Rubyfruit said:

CE, TWB, DT - you boys must be really horny today if a thread about me wanting to throw up makes you think about sex. ;-)

It is odd. I almost never think about sex. What type of air freshener did you say?
 
Cocktail

How about a shot of warm white russians out of my hot stick,,,,,just doing what I can,,,hope you are getting past it bet it tasted horrid,,,,,,,who is putting oil in you water bottles?;) :)
 
Well, now you not only look great, you smell great too!

How about a nice Margarita to get rid of it!

By the way what scent was it?
 
I bet hans schimdt would say....

something gross like puke on my dick bitch, and I will use it as lube to penetrate your ass.....

I on the otherhand, will give you a big awwwwww, and make you lie in bed, and be your slave all day doing whatever you want.....;)
 
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