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Hope you got rid of all the evidence!Shredding documents.
Why? The fake ones are so much more fun.Looking to chat with real lit girls
Old farts like me need to chat with someone.Why? The fake ones are so much more fun.
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I’d want to be good and massage your thighs for you but I suspect I’d wander down to your feet and have to be redirected back to where you need me.My roommate and I just bought an elliptical machine last month and as much as I go to the gym I never thought it was a great piece of workout equipment. How wrong I was….yesterday after only 10 minutes my thighs were screaming “No More”. I could have used one of the Lit members to massage my thighs for an hour or more. Where are you people when I need you!!!!!
Know the feeling sometimes. I clean up and it's my fault my wife can't find stuff. Open wrappers and empty glasses lying around, wonders why they're not picked up. I either don't wash laundry right, dry right fold right.Wondering why everything is my fault in this house.
She doesn't sleep, takes it out on me.
Her cat drops black fur everywhere it walks, grumpy with me.
She gets drunk and falls over. My fault.
I wonder if she even cares.
And Blue CheeseWorking on fixing some spam with mashed red potatoes, green beans and pear slices
Haven't had blue cheese in ages. No one in family likes itAnd Blue Cheese
Get yourself some, you’re worth itHaven't had blue cheese in ages. No one in family likes it