🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

@barefootgirl69 for cunty aggression
@OrdinaryPerson for fearing nipple to nose day

 

[StillRain]

@RosewoodTulip for begging for it

 

[Bry1313]

@barefootgirl69 for cunty aggression
@OrdinaryPerson for fearing nipple to nose day

You for confusing the hell out of me with nipple to nose day

 

[Amanda330]

Oh yeah.
Shit.

I remember now.

I also nominate @Wriggle for posting drunk and blacked out sleep messaging.

Seconded.

 

[StillRain]

You for confusing the hell out of me with nipple to nose day

I mean. You guys really lack creativity.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean. You guys really lack creativity.

I literally just tried it and I don't think it will work.
Wanna demonstrate?

 

[Bry1313]

I literally just tried it and I don't think it will work.
Wanna demonstrate?

Prove it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Prove it

That it can't be done? I'm more interested in seeing when it can...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’ve already come up with three very amusing definitions of nipple to nose day that @OrdinaryPerson is dreading. I’m not sure I even want to know what the intended one was

1. The day her boobs sag enough that she can easily touch her nipples with her nose.
2. The day all the Lit women are posing for a giant paired picture where they’re kissing their nipples and her lips cannot touch her nipple no matter what acrobatic contortions she tries.
3. The day brown nosing becomes nipple nosing and she’s worried about severe chafing from her acolytes.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That it can't be done? I'm more interested in seeing when it can...

You know I can

 

[Wriggle]

Seconded.

I'm so sorry

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve already come up with three very amusing definitions of nipple to nose day that @OrdinaryPerson is dreading. I’m not sure I even want to know what the intended one was

1. The day her boobs sag enough that she can easily touch her nipples with her nose.
2. The day all the Lit women are posing for a giant paired picture where they’re kissing their nipples and her lips cannot touch her nipple no matter what acrobatic contortions she tries.
3. The day brown nosing becomes nipple nosing and she’s worried about severe chafing from her acolytes.

Funny use of the word "dreading"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know I can

*Throws a rock at Bry

 

[Amanda330]

I'm so sorry

Please don't be. All is forgiven.

 

[Bry1313]

*Throws a rock at Bry

So we both want to see it, right?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So we both want to see it, right?

You're not really acting like you want to see it again dummy

 

[Bry1313]

You're not really acting like you want to see it again dummy

Oh go take a bath in nasty ass LaCroix

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I literally just tried it and I don't think it will work.
Wanna demonstrate?

I also just tried it and nada. The girls are…pretty big, too, lol. I thought I would be able to touch nipple to nose. (Also, if that’s not what nipple to nose means, then my apologies lol).

 

[MindYaBitness]

I also just tried it and nada. The girls are…pretty big, too, lol. I thought I would be able to touch nipple to nose. (Also, if that’s not what nipple to nose means, then my apologies lol).

Tigobitties may be my name but bitties are not tig enough to touch my nose either. I wanna do the trick too!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I also just tried it and nada. The girls are…pretty big, too, lol. I thought I would be able to touch nipple to nose. (Also, if that’s not what nipple to nose means, then my apologies lol).

I can't get it as far as my nose, but....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@barefootgirl69 for cunty aggression
@OrdinaryPerson for fearing nipple to nose day

You for confusing the hell out of me with nipple to nose day

I mean. You guys really lack creativity.

I literally just tried it and I don't think it will work.
Wanna demonstrate?

I’ve already come up with three very amusing definitions of nipple to nose day that @OrdinaryPerson is dreading. I’m not sure I even want to know what the intended one was

1. The day her boobs sag enough that she can easily touch her nipples with her nose.
2. The day all the Lit women are posing for a giant paired picture where they’re kissing their nipples and her lips cannot touch her nipple no matter what acrobatic contortions she tries.
3. The day brown nosing becomes nipple nosing and she’s worried about severe chafing from her acolytes.

I also just tried it and nada. The girls are…pretty big, too, lol. I thought I would be able to touch nipple to nose. (Also, if that’s not what nipple to nose means, then my apologies lol).

Tigobitties may be my name but bitties are not tig enough to touch my nose either. I wanna do the trick too!

I can't get it as far as my nose, but....

GDI…now I want to try it, but I’m not in my room at the moment. I know mine are big enough to suck my own nipples, but is that extra inch or so (I’m terrible at estimating measurements) to my nose all that much more difficult? Will let you guys know when I have more privacy…and no, there won’t be pictures this time

 

[MindYaBitness]

GDI…now I want to try it, but I’m not in my room at the moment. I know mine are big enough to suck my own nipples, but is that extra inch or so (I’m terrible at estimating measurements) to my nose all that much more difficult? Will let you guys know when I have more privacy…and no, there won’t be pictures this time

Nominated for not sharing pics, but teasing us with an act we definitely want pics of

 

[Wand3rlust]

I literally just tried it and I don't think it will work.
Wanna demonstrate?

I mean. I can.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for using this awards show as a pick up joint.

Wait…isn’t that what the trophy is for?

Shit..I gotta…uhmmm…go delete some social media. BRB.

 

[__Nathan1968]

GDI…now I want to try it, but I’m not in my room at the moment. I know mine are big enough to suck my own nipples, but is that extra inch or so (I’m terrible at estimating measurements) to my nose all that much more difficult? Will let you guys know when I have more privacy…and no, there won’t be pictures this time