🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Nominees so far this week are:

@Tigobitties98 for the hot take on introverts being emotionally inept
@daystate for that casual misogyny
@ToPleaseHim for having the ban hammer thrown down on dickieglows
@Nicefella for his over subscription to the creep academy

It’s a quiet week of wanking so far!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

That’s not quite what happened, lol, but I’ll take it.

 

[StillRain]

That’s not quite what happened, lol, but I’ll take it.

it’s okay I got nominated just for existing so…

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Ah, yes, existing is the wankiest of all. How dare you!

 

[Nicefella]

Nominees so far this week are:

@Tigobitties98 for the hot take on introverts being emotionally inept
@daystate for that casual misogyny
@ToPleaseHim for having the ban hammer thrown down on dickieglows
@Nicefella for his over subscription to the creep academy

It’s a quiet week of wanking so far!

I am creepy in the nicest of ways. Want some baklava, young lady?

 

[StillRain]

I am creepy in the nicest of ways. Want some baklava, young lady?

I hate baklava.

 

[Nicefella]

I hate baklava.

Not the point but - My apologies!!

 

[StillRain]

Not the point but - My apologies!!

Oh what was the point?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't know what's happening here.
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the whole "emotionally inept" introverts thing. Seems backwards.

 

[Apisto42]

I would like to nominate @Nicefella for his over dedication to his Creep Academy classes, and thereby referring to breasts as fun bags, breasteses, and mammelons

What about “boobies”? Or “tits”? Are those acceptable?

Or my personal favorite “milk bags”.

AFAF.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What about “boobies”? Or “tits”? Are those acceptable?

Or my personal favorite “milk bags”.

AFAF.

Lol, I would consult the lady to whom the knockers are attached as to what her preference is

 

[Apisto42]

Lol, I would consult the lady to whom the knockers are attached as to what her preference is

That would be itty-bitty-titties.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That would be itty-bitty-titties.

Hey, if that's what the lady wants to call them, by all means, oblige her

 

[Azuldrgon]

I nominate @AuntieDisco out of love.
Purely selfish reason.
She's been the one leading the charge to have me killed as soon as I jump on the Fuck,Marry,Kill thread.
Yeah, @Bry1313 says it's tradition, but AD started the practice I want to say.

Again, you only roast the ones you love.

 

[Bry1313]

I nominate @AuntieDisco out of love.
Purely selfish reason.
She's been the one leading the charge to have me killed as soon as I jump on the Fuck,Marry,Kill thread.
Yeah, @Bry1313 says it's tradition, but AD started the practice I want to say.

Again, you only roast the ones you love.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I nominate @AuntieDisco out of love.
Purely selfish reason.
She's been the one leading the charge to have me killed as soon as I jump on the Fuck,Marry,Kill thread.
Yeah, @Bry1313 says it's tradition, but AD started the practice I want to say.

Again, you only roast the ones you love.

I can’t even….those are just accusations
@Bry1313 and I play tag team when it comes to killing

 

[Lmizzler]

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Call me slow…but I just saw your tagline.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I can’t even….those are just accusations
@Bry1313 and I play tag team when it comes to killing

I did it out of love.
No one's gonna take that nomination seriously.
And I'll just start wearing chainmail for the knives in my back.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I did it out of love.
No one's gonna take that nomination seriously.
And I'll just start wearing chainmail for the knives in my back.

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[StillRain]

I did it out of love.
No one's gonna take that nomination seriously.
And I'll just start wearing chainmail for the knives in my back.

This is a VERY serious award. I take offence to your suggestions otherwise.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This is a VERY serious award. I take offence to your suggestions otherwise.

I say it with no disrespect intended.
The nomination itself sounded like a whine after I read it after posting.

 

[Bry1313]

Call me slow…but I just saw your tagline.

Hi Slow, im Bry.

 

[Bry1313]

This is a VERY serious award. I take offence to your suggestions otherwise.

I’ll not have the status of this prestigious honor questioned. Need me to kill him again?

 

[Acktion]

Am I the only one who sees this thread and starts singing the old Dr. Pepper commercial just replacing "Dr. Pepper" with "wanker?"

I'm a wanker.
He's a wanker.
She's a wanker.
Wouldn't you like to be a wanker, too?

 

[StillRain]

I’ll not have the status of this prestigious honor questioned. Need me to kill him again?

Please.