🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

My wanking hasn’t been notable this week

Yet.

 

[mickyp123]

Yet.

All those tadpoles with nowhere to go.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*peeks in to see if my nomination got ignored*

 

[Bry1313]

*peeks in to see if my nomination got ignored*

Yes

 

[StillRain]

*peeks in to see if my nomination got ignored*

You weren’t nominated?

 

[mickyp123]

You weren’t nominated?

nominate you for not heeding the warning I gave you when you first joined

 

[StillRain]

nominate you for not heeding the warning I gave you when you first joined

Rude!

 

[Apisto42]

Rude!

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[TunnelKing089]

Patiently waiting for the announcement.....

 

[StillRain]

This week there were a number of TRUE wankers who self-nominated and deserve their own special award for such behaviour. But that’s not happening. Anyway….

I feel like this week’s winner has been wanking hard for a long, long time. True dedication. They are practically legendary-ish. Frankly, I’m surprised their hands are not lopsided and they don’t walk like a limp gorilla dragging that wanky limb on the ground. Anyway. Enough ….

The winner of this week’s prestigious entry in the lit annals of all things wanky…. is….




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@Bry1313 congratulations, old wanky hands. You’ve finally made it. Your trophy.

I hope your speech is good. You've had a lot of time to write one.


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[TunnelKing089]

Congrats to the Wolverine....

 

[InThe312]

Looks like we have an early entry for next week already. I nominate @daystate for his spot on use of casual misogyny.

 

[Bry1313]

Wow, what can i say….i never thought I’d win, ever since I first wanked at a non-disclosed age, i never thought I’d be recognized. I have a few people to thank who played a not small role in me getting here.

First off, i want to than the Academy and @StillRain for their recognition and their foresight that wanking deserved recognition.

Also, i want to thank my agent Ari Emanuel and my whole management team whose tireless support has given me all the opportunities to wank along the way.

Next up, i want to thank Cinemax and the teen comedy movie genre for really letting a young man like me figure out what it meant to wank early on. Also the Madonna book (IYKYK) that also really helped a guy develop his art.

There are a few others to thank here (stop playing that god damn music, I’ll stop talking when I’m done), first and foremost I’d like to appreciate @crazychemgirl for creating the thread where I spend most of my time. Also, @Mr_bogey deserves a huge thank you as well, for his tireless efforts in finding where the nudes are, allows a lost little lamb such as myself to follow in his wake and see the boobs that keep me wanking.

This week especially has been fruitful wanking, I’d be remiss in not thanking @OrdinaryPerson for his efforts in bringing back the beloved Chaos undressed thread. Some notable people that have inspired this week in there include @Indie (who among us, right?), @PassionatePanther who inspired my paired pic, @Tigobitties98 who showed us all that sheets can be sexy, and none of us will forget @morelikeasong and her friend…..(ummmm, deep breath, calm down, that can wait).

Also, needing to be recognized are two amazing Brits who have certainly called me a wanker more than once @Daisy_Love and @Wand3rlust and if nothing else make that word appealing (none of us would hate you two derisively calling me a wanker in audio).

Anyway (i said stop playing that fucking music), if I haven’t named you, it doesn’t mean I haven’t wanked to you or wanted to wank to you, it’s just very early in the morning still and I’m just not a morning person, so insert your thank you here.

I will hold onto the trophy tightly, yet with a gentle, tender grip as well, and not forget any of you the next time the moment calls for it. Thank you all, and I promise not to back off one single bit even after receiving this honor.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Congrats @Bry1313 . I knew you had it all over you…err in you. Eh hem.

 

[TaraTraynor]

My former boyfriend entered a wanking competition recently, he came, third, seventh, ninth and twelfth.
A complete wanker.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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@Bry1313

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Congrats @Bry1313!
Can I shake your hand….

Oh wait, nvm

 

[Bry1313]

Congrats @Bry1313!
Can I shake your hand….

Oh wait, nvm

I feel terrible not mentioning my favorite Buckeye, and don’t worry i use my left hand

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'd like to think my sheets contributed, but let's be honest, you qualified for this all on your own @Bry1313
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[OrdinaryPerson]

I demand a recount.

 

[StillRain]

*wipes away a solitary tear*

What a speech. That’s our @Bry1313 always raising his the bar.

 

[StillRain]

I demand a recount.

There’s always this week, OP. . The Judge panel believes in you.

 

[StillRain]

And we have two nominations for this week already! It just never slows down.

Bless you.

 

[Crankbait88]

The nominees this week (in no official order) are summarised below:

1. @StillRain for lack of dedication to this or any other thread she makes
2. @Evil_jasmine for being a massive troll
3. @Xerxes82 for wanting to win an award and being good at wanking
4. @Bry1313 commitment to wanking always
5. @pwhalen for having a thread no-ones ever heard of
6. @Apisto42 for parking like a dick and being proud of it
7. @Lindi37 for her spelling and timezone (though I disagree with this nomination wholeheartedly on a purely personal and totally bias level)
8. @aussiegeekygal for not understanding the nominations process in spite of the very clear and incredibly vague rules
9. @lanceGibs though he is disqualified because this is an awards ceremony for the people not for the rapists.
10. @AWonkyDonkey for using weird words and liking weird foods
11. @ToPleaseHim for moderating the forums and having friends
12. @Bry1313 for being a bookkeeper


That’s it folks!!! There’s sure been a whole lot of wankers this week!

Let me tally the votes!!!


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Just now seeing this. Number nine. Bravo.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would like to nominate @Nicefella for his over dedication to his Creep Academy classes, and thereby referring to breasts as fun bags, breasteses, and mammelons