🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[PlanetaryNebula]

I officially nominate our fearless leader, @ToPleaseHim . No longer willing to face me directly (after I pointed out how stupid and uunmodly they look arguing with me in public), they have now sent @AllHailTheQueen to fight me in a proxy war.

Poor AllHailTheCunt. Not going very well for them.

Hmmm. I nominate you! You seem like a jolly good shit stirrer

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank you, that's the sweetest thing I've heard all day.

Other than AllHailTheCunt finally giving up and going silent.

I’m gonna fight you for that trophy though. Or steal it from your mantle because I myself could never win it. I’m Lits 3rd Darling.

 

[Apisto42]

I’m gonna fight you for that trophy though. Or steal it from your mantle because I myself could never win it. I’m Lits 3rd Darling.

Tell you what Nebs, give me a good wank and I’ll fully support you in Wanker of the Week.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We can share it. Or I guess take turns on it.

Hmmm idk. Seems weird

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Tell you what Nebs, give me a good wank and I’ll fully support you in Wanker of the Week.

I feel like that’s a different award category you know?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No, you'll like it, I promise. You can have slippery seconds.

Ewwwwwwwwww! I am resigning from the competition.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You guys

Hi OP!

 

[Bry1313]

When do I find out if I won?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hi OP!

Hi Nebs!!! Care for a wank?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi Nebs!!! Care for a wank?

You can wank this skank any day babe

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m nominating @Bry1313 for his record keeping … it’s the worst. Like, let some things go bruh.

 

[StillRain]

The nominees this week (in no official order) are summarised below:

1. @StillRain for lack of dedication to this or any other thread she makes
2. @Evil_jasmine for being a massive troll
3. @Xerxes82 for wanting to win an award and being good at wanking
4. @Bry1313 commitment to wanking always
5. @pwhalen for having a thread no-ones ever heard of
6. @Apisto42 for parking like a dick and being proud of it
7. @Lindi37 for her spelling and timezone (though I disagree with this nomination wholeheartedly on a purely personal and totally bias level)
8. @aussiegeekygal for not understanding the nominations process in spite of the very clear and incredibly vague rules
9. @lanceGibs though he is disqualified because this is an awards ceremony for the people not for the rapists.
10. @AWonkyDonkey for using weird words and liking weird foods
11. @ToPleaseHim for moderating the forums and having friends
12. @Bry1313 for being a bookkeeper


That’s it folks!!! There’s sure been a whole lot of wankers this week!

Let me tally the votes!!!


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[StillRain]

Well, I sure hope I didn’t miss anyone….

 

[StillRain]

But if I did there’s always next week.

 

[jason28053]

That's a mighty girthy trophy right there.
Where exactly do I nominate myself?

Taken from your toy collection?

 

[StillRain]

The wanking went hard this week, we’re all pretty fucking tired I bet.

It was a really tough decision and a close call but the inaugural wanker of the week is….
















*drum roll*


























*hold onto ya nuts*































*not that tight*
























*deez nuts*














*squeeze*

















*and release*




Congratulations on being the biggest wanker this week. Let’s try and not top it next week.

Your trophy, sir. @Apisto42
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[jason28053]

WoW

 

[jason28053]

I’d better get my wank on!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The wanking went hard this week, we’re all pretty fucking tired I bet.

It was a really tough decision and a close call but the inaugural wanker of the week is….
















*drum roll*


























*hold onto ya nuts*































*not that tight*
























*deez nuts*














*squeeze*

















*and release*


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Congratulations on being the biggest wanker this week. Let’s try and not top it next week.

Your trophy, sir. @Apisto42
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Will there be an acceptance speech? And will it include wanking?

 

[Apisto42]

The wanking went hard this week, we’re all pretty fucking tired I bet.

It was a really tough decision and a close call but the inaugural wanker of the week is….
















*drum roll*


























*hold onto ya nuts*































*not that tight*
























*deez nuts*














*squeeze*

















*and release*


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Congratulations on being the biggest wanker this week. Let’s try and not top it next week.

Your trophy, sir. @Apisto42
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I would like to thank nobody but myself for being a massive wanker. Everyone can piss off now.

I’m off to have a wank now whilst thinking of OP and spam.

 

[StillRain]

I would like to thank nobody but myself for being a massive wanker. Everyone can piss off now.

I’m off to have a wank now whilst thinking of OP and spam.

Moving forward, this is the level of wankery I expect from all speeches. Should you fail to deliver I will wank on your certificate - don’t make me do that because it’s electronic and on my laptop and that would be logistically challenging for my vagina.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Moving forward, this is the level of wankery I expect from all speeches. Should you fail to deliver I will wank on your certificate - don’t make me do that because it’s electronic and on my laptop and that would be logistically challenging for my vagina.

NB: not impossible.

 

[jason28053]

Moving forward, this is the level of wankery I expect from all speeches. Should you fail to deliver I will wank on your certificate - don’t make me do that because it’s electronic and on my laptop and that would be logistically challenging for my vagina.

But doable?

 

[BodieOhl]

Perhaps, but no less fun to watch..,