🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[jason28053]

I'm available to judge, just so you know.

Can you be bribed too?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm available to judge, just so you know.

This is smart, we ought to form a panel. Just like the olympics

 

[StillRain]

I am sure @StillRain would allow video entries if you guys want to show who beats best

And if @AmberLGreen wants to get her boobs out I’ll also watch video entries of who beats on breasts.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can you be bribed too?

Whatcha got?!

 

[StillRain]

I'm available to judge, just so you know.

We might need a panel. Like Wankers have got a talent.

 

[jason28053]

This is smart, we ought to form a panel. Just like the olympics

Someone representing each country? Brilliant

 

[jason28053]

We might need a panel. Like Wankers have got a talent.

WGT for short

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Someone representing each country? Brilliant

It's going to be made up entirely of US, UK, and AUS though

 

[StillRain]

In the form of??

You’ll need to find out. Just start showering me in gifts and other things. @barefootgirl69 also.

 

[StillRain]

It's going to be made up entirely of US, UK, and AUS though

Are you suggesting there might even be other countries?

 

[jason28053]

You’ll need to find out. Just start showering me in gifts and other things. @barefootgirl69 also.

I assume you have a CashApp$

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you suggesting there might even be other countries?

I've met Italians, Danes and actually a bunch of Canadians. Might be able to get a decent panel!

 

[StillRain]

I assume you have a CashApp$

Wrong.

 

[Xerxes82]

I am sure @StillRain would allow video entries if you guys want to show who beats best

Should entrants send them to you so you can narrow it down to a top five?

 

[AmberLGreen]

And if @AmberLGreen wants to get her boobs out I’ll also watch video entries of who beats on breasts.

The lengths you go to just to try and see my boobs. You are obsessed

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's going to be made up entirely of US, UK, and AUS though

Can those with dual nationality enter twice?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Should entrants send them to you so you can narrow it down to a top five?

No point sending them to me because everyone would be a winner

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can those with dual nationality enter twice?

I'm not sure I make the rules on this but... yes

 

[Xerxes82]

The lengths you go to just to try and see my boobs. You are obsessed

Quality boobs are worth a little obsessing over, no?

 

[StillRain]

Whew…Now looks like a really good time to remind you guys….

















Nominations are open for a new wanker of the week on Sunday evening!! (or whenever).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nominating @dickieglows for a stellar intro to the PG

 

[jason28053]

No point sending them to me because everyone would be a weiner

FIFY

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The nominees this week (in no official order) are summarised below:

1. @StillRain for lack of dedication to this or any other thread she makes
2. @Evil_jasmine for being a massive troll
3. @Xerxes82 for wanting to win an award and being good at wanking
4. @Bry1313 commitment to wanking always
5. @pwhalen for having a thread no-ones ever heard of
6. @Apisto42 for parking like a dick and being proud of it
7. @Lindi37 for her spelling and timezone (though I disagree with this nomination wholeheartedly on a purely personal and totally bias level)
8. @aussiegeekygal for not understanding the nominations process in spite of the very clear and incredibly vague rules
9. @lanceGibs though he is disqualified because this is an awards ceremony for the people not for the rapists.
10. @AWonkyDonkey for using weird words and liking weird foods
11. @ToPleaseHim for moderating the forums and having friends
12. @Bry1313 for being a bookkeeper


That’s it folks!!! There’s sure been a whole lot of wankers this week!

Let me tally the votes!!!


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I love your lack of dedication to this or any thread you make

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The wanking went hard this week, we’re all pretty fucking tired I bet.

It was a really tough decision and a close call but the inaugural wanker of the week is….
















*drum roll*


























*hold onto ya nuts*































*not that tight*
























*deez nuts*














*squeeze*

















*and release*


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Congratulations on being the biggest wanker this week. Let’s try and not top it next week.

Your trophy, sir. @Apisto42
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This is incredible!!!! He got a certificate and everything!!! And you said you weren’t dedicated

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Nominating @dickieglows for a stellar intro to the PG

Sweet fuck almighty YES. Very stellar vibe. Even called me a snowflake. Good times.