🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

If you’ve been lucky wanker enough to receive the greatest of all trophies this year, in the most popular non-popularity awards, and be named a Wanker of the Week you should keep an eye on your inbox and take your feisty fists off it long enough to respond to me post haste this week.

If you don’t you won’t and if you do well….yay! 🥰

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Seeing as it seems to be the thing to do I'm hereby announcing to all that I have done this now.

So fuck you all.
 
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