🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Wow. How did I miss being nominated for furries. As if that should ever be a nomination. #furrylife

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Wow. How did I miss being nominated for furries. As if that should ever be a nomination. #furrylife

The resident furry @BrendaBear doesn't seem to like your insinuations.

 

[BrendaBear]

The resident furry @BrendaBear doesn't seem to like your insinuations.

Nominated for being a creep.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

Nominated for being a creep.

At least I'm not a furry.

 

[BrendaBear]

At least I'm not a furry.

Haven’t you learned? It is not a good idea to poke the bear…

 

[InThe312]

Haven’t you learned? It is not a good idea to poke the bear…

They’re only 26 days old. I don’t think there is a lot of knowledge locked up in that beaver or fox or whatever head that is.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

My fair wankers. I'll probably write a song about this breakup on my next album, but now I must stay focused on awarding my final Wanker of the Week from my most excellent month of reign.





This week's wanker has been hanging around the fringes lately. So while they weren't necessarily wankeriffic during any one week, their body of work has earned them the best prize ever from the greatest non-popularity, popularity content judged by the totally partial, impartial panel of judge.












There's an elevator music version of Chris Isaac's Wicked Game. This is the point in the post where you look it up and listen.














Oh, IIIIIIIIIIIII, wanna award this dick



To you











Anyone see that wild ending to the Commander's game? Whoa!










And with that, I present to you, your Wanker of the Week. Hopefully I'll see you again when they hand out the awards for the greatest PoJ of all time. I can't wait to share a podium with @AlottaFocina.




Congratulations @MindYaBitness. Your lurking and excessive reacting has finally paid off. Also, how can you give @OrdinaryPerson the benefit of any doubt? Wanker!

I hope you can rally up a top 5 acceptance speech, but I'm not expecting much.

 

[BrendaBear]

Congratulations @MindYaBitness. Your lurking and excessive reacting has finally paid off. Also, how can you give @OrdinaryPerson the benefit of any doubt? Wanker!

I hope you can rally up a top 5 acceptance speech, but I'm not expecting much.

Wow! Congrats Mighty Wankstress!

 

[MindYaBitness]

My fair wankers. I'll probably write a song about this breakup on my next album, but now I must stay focused on awarding my final Wanker of the Week from my most excellent month of reign.





This week's wanker has been hanging around the fringes lately. So while they weren't necessarily wankeriffic during any one week, their body of work has earned them the best prize ever from the greatest non-popularity, popularity content judged by the totally partial, impartial panel of judge.












There's an elevator music version of Chris Isaac's Wicked Game. This is the point in the post where you look it up and listen.














Oh, IIIIIIIIIIIII, wanna award this dick



To you











Anyone see that wild ending to the Commander's game? Whoa!










And with that, I present to you, your Wanker of the Week. Hopefully I'll see you again when they hand out the awards for the greatest PoJ of all time. I can't wait to share a podium with @AlottaFocina.

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Congratulations @MindYaBitness. Your lurking and excessive reacting has finally paid off. Also, how can you give @OrdinaryPerson the benefit of any doubt? Wanker!

I hope you can rally up a top 5 acceptance speech, but I'm not expecting much.

I am speechless, though a speach will be made, likely tomorrow

 

[lavendersilk]

Shake it off, MindY!

 

[StillRain]

I am speechless, though a speach will be made, likely tomorrow

There better be, you’ve set some big expectations.

 

[StillRain]

Oh and DracDick up there is mighty impressive.

 

[BrendaBear]

There better be, you’ve set some big expectations.

Nominated for making demands on our High Wankstress.

 

[StillRain]

If you’ve been lucky wanker enough to receive the greatest of all trophies this year, in the most popular non-popularity awards, and be named a Wanker of the Week you should keep an eye on your inbox and take your feisty fists off it long enough to respond to me post haste this week.

If you don’t you won’t and if you do well….yay!

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for making demands on our High Wankstress.

Nominated for not using your hashtag enough.

#furrylife

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh and DracDick up there is mighty impressive.

It's a piece of art!

 

[BrendaBear]

Nominated for not using your hashtag enough.

#furrylife

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hzix_sBw43EAAAAC/what-is-wrong-with-you-louise-dalton.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hzix_sBw43EAAAAC/what-is-wrong-with-you-louise-dalton.gif

So, you're a secret furry?

 

[StillRain]

It's a piece of art!

I hope it comes in garden decoration sizing for my Halloween set-up.

 

[StillRain]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hzix_sBw43EAAAAC/what-is-wrong-with-you-louise-dalton.gif

What does the fox say?!

 

[BrendaBear]

So, you're a secret furry?

You too? Partaking in these lies about me??

https://media.tenor.com/QOzMqPvW8PUAAAAi/love-you.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hope it comes in garden decoration sizing for my Halloween set-up.

That’s a bad euphemism for your junk. You should workshop that a little more.

Graveyard?
Haunted House?
Uhmmm the Insane Asylum?


Hmmm okay, maybe that’s as good as it gets. Nevermind.

 

[StillRain]

That’s a bad euphemism for your junk. You should workshop that a little more.

Graveyard?
Haunted House?
Uhmmm the Insane Asylum?


Hmmm okay, maybe that’s as good as it gets. Nevermind.

Nominated.

 

[hotoldrguy]

My fair wankers. I'll probably write a song about this breakup on my next album, but now I must stay focused on awarding my final Wanker of the Week from my most excellent month of reign.





This week's wanker has been hanging around the fringes lately. So while they weren't necessarily wankeriffic during any one week, their body of work has earned them the best prize ever from the greatest non-popularity, popularity content judged by the totally partial, impartial panel of judge.












There's an elevator music version of Chris Isaac's Wicked Game. This is the point in the post where you look it up and listen.














Oh, IIIIIIIIIIIII, wanna award this dick



To you











Anyone see that wild ending to the Commander's game? Whoa!










And with that, I present to you, your Wanker of the Week. Hopefully I'll see you again when they hand out the awards for the greatest PoJ of all time. I can't wait to share a podium with @AlottaFocina.

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Congratulations @MindYaBitness. Your lurking and excessive reacting has finally paid off. Also, how can you give @OrdinaryPerson the benefit of any doubt? Wanker!

I hope you can rally up a top 5 acceptance speech, but I'm not expecting much.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/09/6d/b9/096db996ddaf31f53271a3c253a17fea.gif

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I am speechless, though a speach will be made, likely tomorrow

I'm so happy for you.