🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

My fair wankers. I'll probably write a song about this breakup on my next album, but now I must stay focused on awarding my final Wanker of the Week from my most excellent month of reign.





This week's wanker has been hanging around the fringes lately. So while they weren't necessarily wankeriffic during any one week, their body of work has earned them the best prize ever from the greatest non-popularity, popularity content judged by the totally partial, impartial panel of judge.












There's an elevator music version of Chris Isaac's Wicked Game. This is the point in the post where you look it up and listen.














Oh, IIIIIIIIIIIII, wanna award this dick



To you











Anyone see that wild ending to the Commander's game? Whoa!










And with that, I present to you, your Wanker of the Week. Hopefully I'll see you again when they hand out the awards for the greatest PoJ of all time. I can't wait to share a podium with @AlottaFocina.

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Congratulations @MindYaBitness. Your lurking and excessive reacting has finally paid off. Also, how can you give @OrdinaryPerson the benefit of any doubt? Wanker!

I hope you can rally up a top 5 acceptance speech, but I'm not expecting much.

CONGRATULATIONS @MindYaBitness !!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you’ve been lucky wanker enough to receive the greatest of all trophies this year, in the most popular non-popularity awards, and be named a Wanker of the Week you should keep an eye on your inbox and take your feisty fists off it long enough to respond to me post haste this week.

If you don’t you won’t and if you do well….yay!

done!

 

[Wand3rlust]

done!

Nominated for announcing you've done your homework.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for announcing you've done your homework.

Nominating for trying to steal his homework (I’m assuming)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominating for trying to steal his homework (I’m assuming)

I am aghast - nay - gobsmacked - that such an accusation could be levelled at me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for announcing you've done your homework.

Nominated for not using your wow emoji on my announcement

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am aghast - nay - gobsmacked - that such an accusation could be levelled at me.

nominated for passing gas in this thread

 

[Wand3rlust]

nominated for passing gas in this thread

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for not using your wow emoji on my announcement

Nominated for whining you didn't get a 'wow'.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am aghast - nay - gobsmacked - that such an accusation could be levelled at me.

Nominated for making me think of gobstoppers .. and now I have this image of you..

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for whining you didn't get a 'wow'.

Wow.

Just.

Wow

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wow.

Just.

Wow

*stares*

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for not using your wow emoji on my announcement

I’m only disappointed my message elicited a disgusted emoji not a wow emoji.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m only disappointed my message elicited a disgusted emoji not a wow emoji.

Nominated for over expecting

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

done!

Also done, I hope we didn't pick the same music

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also done, I hope we didn't pick the same music

Did you pick this too?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you pick this too?

Lol Noooooooooooo
I went way classier

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lol Noooooooooooo
I went way classier

Such a great song lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Such a great song lol

I think it's incredibly catchy too! The whole American Wedding soundtrack was pretty great

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Also done, I hope we didn't pick the same music

I'm certain pretty certain that no one picked mine.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You lot are just do as you're told immediately goody two shoes show offs.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You lot are just do as you're told immediately goody two shoes show offs.

I tell people what to do all fucking day long. From 6:45AM until 5:15PM I had to order people around, instruct people. I enjoy being told what to do once in a while

 

[Wand3rlust]

I tell people what to do all fucking day long. From 6:45AM until 5:15PM I had to order people around, instruct people. I enjoy being told what to do once in a while

Do mine for me.

Now.

*waits*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm certain pretty certain that no one picked mine.

Are you sure? Because when she said walk out music, I thought to meself 'that is going to push guys minds in one direction'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do mine for me.

Now.

*waits*

part 1 done

speaking of... are you too sexy for your shirt?