Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

I need to sleep seven times a week

I’m used to functioning on insufficient sleep, but I need sex at least 17 times a week.

I hate people that go 40 in a 50... like why? Are you doing something illegal? I'm so thankful for passing zones. If someone is going the speed limit I only get a little irritated.. like make me feel better and go 5 over please.

What about when they’re going slow in the passing zones?

Ok all ….

What is one sexual act that you are afraid to try but are interested in.

Dogging. Have spent too many years undergoing painful and invasive tests to diagnose an ultra-rare uterine condition, no way I’m fucking things up with STIs now! The idea of it though…

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Where would that go on the “Can I Lick It?” chart?

If someone even MOTIONS to tickle me.., I will punch that motherfucker in the throat.

If I ever have to use my safe word, there’s a 97% chance it will be from tickles, and then not want to be touched for like 2 hours

 

[vagrantx]

Oh my last gf LOVED when I told her what to do … my little pet.
my little pet.
little pet.
pet.

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[Mrtenant]

Taking time to pass giant margaritas to everyone. Friday is close!

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[SWR101]

There’s only one way to get past that … just sayin

She’s not wrong… learned that.., from a … friend

 

[SWR101]

Trained but not yet belted

Besides… restraint and control techniques - can be used when someone’s on my good side too

So, am I on THAT good of your side…

 

[MiaBabe23]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

I perpetually lack both atm - would definitely choose the orgasms if shared with someone special

 

[Wand3rlust]

I can’t be the only one who would love to just roundhouse slap the fuck out of someone .., just one time.

I know just the  person people.

 

[Qky75]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

Id choose orgasms... unfortunately my body decides for me. 5..4..3..2..zzzz

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Trained but not yet belted

Besides… restraint and control techniques - can be used when someone’s on my good side too

Belt needed?
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Taking time to pass giant margaritas to everyone. Friday is close!

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Why is the margarita so opaque yellow and in a martini glass?

 

[lavendersilk]

Belt needed?
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Why is the margarita so opaque yellow and in a martini glass?

I wanna go get real margaritas, chips and queso with you. One day...

 

[subdudeme13]

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OH MY That looks like a former GF of mine. I would have married her but she was not that into me. I think.

 

[Mrtenant]

Why is the margarita so opaque yellow and in a martini glass?

giant margaritas go by different rules

 

[subdudeme13]

I wanna go get real margaritas, chips and queso with you. One day...

I think I will head to Key West next week.

 

[vagrantx]

I just got an e-mailed feedback response to one of my published poems... Telling me they "vibed really well with 95% of the poem" but also that "the last three lines RUINED IT! you should SERIOUSLY CHANGE THEM! I'm not being MEAN I'm just being HONEST!"

Fucking hell

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

any response I had would be fictional

 

[SWR101]

I just got an e-mailed feedback response to one of my published poems... Telling me they "vibed really well with 95% of the poem" but also that "the last three lines RUINED IT! you should SERIOUSLY CHANGE THEM! I'm not being MEAN I'm just being HONEST!"

Fucking hell

“except for the whole point, it was great!”

 

[MindYaBitness]

giant margaritas go by different rules

 

[hotoldrguy]

I had 2 nights of sup-par sleep the last couple days and I was so unbelievably sad.

for a sec I thought you were writing suppa. What us New Englanders call our evening meal

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I just got an e-mailed feedback response to one of my published poems... Telling me they "vibed really well with 95% of the poem" but also that "the last three lines RUINED IT! you should SERIOUSLY CHANGE THEM! I'm not being MEAN I'm just being HONEST!"

Fucking hell

At least you get feedback.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just got an e-mailed feedback response to one of my published poems... Telling me they "vibed really well with 95% of the poem" but also that "the last three lines RUINED IT! you should SERIOUSLY CHANGE THEM! I'm not being MEAN I'm just being HONEST!"

Fucking hell

Tell them to not read the last three lines again, and move the fuck on with their lives

 

[Qky75]

At least you get feedback.

Exactly. I don't get much traffic

 

[MindYaBitness]

for a sec I thought you were writing suppa. What us New Englanders call our evening meal

I'm in the pacific northwest, my maternal family are Midwest transplants. Dinner=Lunch, and is the biggest meal, Supper=Dinner, and varies if we have company. All my friends thought we were weird for it.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now.

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[vagrantx]

“except for the whole point, it was great!”

Right!? Subverting expectations is the whole point of comedy..

At least you get feedback.

A quick look at your author pages says your top story has 32 comments though? That's more than any of mine

Tell them to not read the last three lines again, and move the fuck on with their lives

Hahaha I would, but, emailed feedback needs emailed responses and then they'd have my email so I'll just laugh at them and fuggedaboutit

 

[Mrtenant]

I just got an e-mailed feedback response to one of my published poems... Telling me they "vibed really well with 95% of the poem" but also that "the last three lines RUINED IT! you should SERIOUSLY CHANGE THEM! I'm not being MEAN I'm just being HONEST!"

Fucking hell

Critique is great. But it's just that, critique. Unless stated somewhere in the venue though, unsolicited critique is like an unsolicited dick pic. Fuckem if they don't like it.