Sex & Shenanigans

You know you're off to a great day when you open a bottle of yummy bubble water and it just makes you wet and cold all over in the worst way. You're just having a moment and it explodes out of the bottle, flows down and covers your crotch in a ton of water before you can even register what's happening. It got the seat wet through my clothes....

 
You know you're off to a great day when you open a bottle of yummy bubble water and it just makes you wet and cold all over in the worst way. You're just having a moment and it explodes out of the bottle, flows down and covers your crotch in a ton of water before you can even register what's happening. It got the seat wet through my clothes....

This is one of many reasons why bubble water is evil
 
Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms
 
I’m even ok with the speed limit …. But the people that go like 5-10 (or even 15km) below the speed limit make me homicidal.
I hate people that go 40 in a 50... like why? Are you doing something illegal? I'm so thankful for passing zones. If someone is going the speed limit I only get a little irritated.. like make me feel better and go 5 over please.
 
I hate people that go 40 in a 50... like why? Are you doing something illegal? I'm so thankful for passing zones. If someone is going the speed limit I only get a little irritated.. like make me feel better and go 5 over please.
Right?!!

Fucking psychopaths.


It happens REGULARLY on my commute to and from work.
 
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