Sex & Shenanigans

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex …

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms
This also gets into the whole things of 'what is regular'. I've seen a lot of sad threads with people talking about sex once a month (outside of asexual relationships) as regular.

If I were getting as much sex as I already wanted and my partner was equally satisfied.... sleep maybe? There's a lot of other variables that would change the answer. 🤔
 
Last night wasn’t too bad … but definitely not as good as I’m used to.
I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now. 😭
 
I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now. 😭
I’m sorry hun … I used to have insomnia and would go to sleep at like 9pm and then sleep til midnight or 11pm and then be up until the morning. This went on for MONTHS… I was such a non-person. I don’t know how I survived.
 
I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now. 😭
Are you waking up with strange bruises and bloody knuckles?
 
I’m sorry hun … I used to have insomnia and would go to sleep at like 9pm and then sleep til midnight or 11pm and then be up until the morning. This went on for MONTHS… I was such a non-person. I don’t know how I survived.
Yeah I'm really close to taking (thank the goddess for my awesome country) a month of sick leave to try and re-set myself.. But it's a bad time at work right now. Maybe october off...

I'm truly, truly sorry to hear that you know what I'm going through 🫂 nobody should.

Are you waking up with strange bruises and bloody knuckles?
We don't talk about no-sleep club.
 
If you want we can trade places, you can have all the anxiety, worry, self hate, and uncertainty from being unable to do something you literally changed your life to be able to to yet cant. And if you don't you're fucked. 😬
I mean…. It sounds like a good time.
 
You know you're off to a great day when you open a bottle of yummy bubble water and it just makes you wet and cold all over in the worst way. You're just having a moment and it explodes out of the bottle, flows down and covers your crotch in a ton of water before you can even register what's happening. It got the seat wet through my clothes....

🤣 Have you ever tried to open those (previously) giant bottles of Trader Joe's bubbly water? I used to spill all over myself all the time with those.
 
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