Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

Oh my fucking god there is nothing I wouldn't sacrifice to get a good nights sleep.
By now I'd toss my mom to the wolves and sell out Schindler.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh my fucking god there is nothing I wouldn't sacrifice to get a good nights sleep.
By now I'd toss my mom to the wolves and sell out Schindler.

I had 2 nights of sup-par sleep the last couple days and I was so unbelievably sad.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex …

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

This also gets into the whole things of 'what is regular'. I've seen a lot of sad threads with people talking about sex once a month (outside of asexual relationships) as regular.

If I were getting as much sex as I already wanted and my partner was equally satisfied.... sleep maybe? There's a lot of other variables that would change the answer.

 

[vagrantx]

I had 2 nights of sup-par sleep the last couple days and I was so unbelievably sad.

I'm sorry, I truly know how much it sucks I hope you make friends with the pillow again <3

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sorry, I truly know how much it sucks I hope you make friends with the pillow again <3

Last night wasn’t too bad … but definitely not as good as I’m used to.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Right?!!

Fucking psychopaths.


It happens REGULARLY on my commute to and from work.

I feel like anytime I have an appointment or somewhere to be at a specific time I always get stuck behind people who do this. Any other time the road is totally open

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like anytime I have an appointment or somewhere to be at a specific time I always get stuck behind people who do this. Any other time the road is totally open

I mean, I shouldn’t complain really cuz my commute is only 10-15 minutes long lol

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, I shouldn’t complain really cuz my commute is only 10-15 minutes long lol

My commute is only……(I’ll stop, you hate me enough today)

 

[vagrantx]

Last night wasn’t too bad … but definitely not as good as I’m used to.

I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I mean, I shouldn’t complain really cuz my commute is only 10-15 minutes long lol

My commute is only……(I’ll stop, you hate me enough today)

I'll do it.

My commute is from my bed to my office chair.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now.

I’m sorry hun … I used to have insomnia and would go to sleep at like 9pm and then sleep til midnight or 11pm and then be up until the morning. This went on for MONTHS… I was such a non-person. I don’t know how I survived.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll do it.

My commute is from my bed to my office chair.

I hate you both.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I tried describing my last night, but I can't even think of terms like "yesterday" when talking sleep anymore because I can't remember when one day ends. My schedule's been turned head over heels, I usually sleep like 30 minutes during lunch break, then immediately crash after work's over and sleep til maybe 9pm, then i'm awake until work starts at 8am and repeat, repeat. averaging maybe 4-5 hours a day. i'm sorry i'm not trying to one-up you i just needed to share this hell i'm in right now.

Are you waking up with strange bruises and bloody knuckles?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I hate you both.

If you want we can trade places, you can have all the anxiety, worry, self hate, and uncertainty from being unable to do something you literally changed your life to be able to to yet cant. And if you don't you're fucked.

 

[vagrantx]

I’m sorry hun … I used to have insomnia and would go to sleep at like 9pm and then sleep til midnight or 11pm and then be up until the morning. This went on for MONTHS… I was such a non-person. I don’t know how I survived.

Yeah I'm really close to taking (thank the goddess for my awesome country) a month of sick leave to try and re-set myself.. But it's a bad time at work right now. Maybe october off...

I'm truly, truly sorry to hear that you know what I'm going through nobody should.

Are you waking up with strange bruises and bloody knuckles?

We don't talk about no-sleep club.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you want we can trade places, you can have all the anxiety, worry, self hate, and uncertainty from being unable to do something you literally changed your life to be able to to yet cant. And if you don't you're fucked.

I mean…. It sounds like a good time.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I mean…. It sounds like a good time.

Anything for your commute to be 10 feet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anything for your commute to be 10 feet?

I mean, I don’t know how much I’d get done tbh … I’m terrible at self motivation.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I mean, I don’t know how much I’d get done tbh … I’m terrible at self motivation.

Procrastination is hard to deal with.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Wager and The Terror are two different stories.

Both are about the Royal Navy sailing places they shouldn’t, but one went North……the other South.

So same difference

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That show is so damn good.

What show is this? I like cheese and I like erections

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok so who here would choose sleep over sex … on a random night.

If you’re already getting fairly regular (3-4 times a week) sex with orgasms

I need an orgasm to sleep most nights. So, trick question?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know you're off to a great day when you open a bottle of yummy bubble water and it just makes you wet and cold all over in the worst way. You're just having a moment and it explodes out of the bottle, flows down and covers your crotch in a ton of water before you can even register what's happening. It got the seat wet through my clothes....

Have you ever tried to open those (previously) giant bottles of Trader Joe's bubbly water? I used to spill all over myself all the time with those.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What show is this? I like cheese and I like erections

It’s Sex Education … I don’t recall a lot of cheese discussion but there is a lot of discussion regarding erections.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Procrastination is hard to deal with.

I’d be a horrible self-employed person.