Sex & Shenanigans

I mean, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. 🤷‍♂️



I see...

I can't even get far enough to get stuck, didn't realize that until someone mentioned it on here so I tried. 🤣
Well there ya go....
I'd say we'd try it ...but .... That sounds complicated
 
I will judge for us both.

Please don’t traumatize the medical community
Ha, touché. Well, I promise I'll never show up in the ER for that reason at least.

Well there ya go....
I'd say we'd try it ...but .... That sounds complicated
I mean, I've provided photographic evidence before. The things I do for Lit. 😂
 
Ha, touché. Well, I promise I'll never show up in the ER for that reason at least.


I mean, I've provided photographic evidence before. The things I do for Lit. 😂
Haha. Nevermind.
I don't need you to put your dick in a tube so that I can see how big it is.
I can tell without the tube.
 
People amaze me at what they will stick inside them 😂

Probably not me. I have only participated in the removal of a transformer. And a ceramic statue of a woman. And a very very large Faberge-esque egg. That was awful.

Edit: not from me or a partner. ER nursing days. Oy.
My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details
 
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