Sex & Shenanigans

[justanotherguy80]

I will judge for us both.

Please don’t traumatize the medical community

Or your anal cavity.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.



I see...

I can't even get far enough to get stuck, didn't realize that until someone mentioned it on here so I tried.

Well there ya go....
I'd say we'd try it ...but .... That sounds complicated

 

[MedicalMuse]

Or your anal cavity.

That too. You may never shit the same way again.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*walks in, gets shocked and backs out slowly*

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

Also this is so true.... Unfortunately

 

[justanotherguy80]

That too. You may never shit the same way again.

I’m now wondering how many different ways there are to shit…

 

[dawn_of_night]

*walks in, gets shocked and backs out slowly*

*Tackles*

 

[Bbl87]

I will judge for us both.

Please don’t traumatize the medical community

Ha, touché. Well, I promise I'll never show up in the ER for that reason at least.

Well there ya go....
I'd say we'd try it ...but .... That sounds complicated

I mean, I've provided photographic evidence before. The things I do for Lit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*Tackles*

You're not shoving a dildo-like appendage up my ass, are you?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No. No no no. FLANGED!

You are a dork.

I remember that “flanged” rant eons and eons ago.

Pure gold

Yes, always flanged! I feel like some of the newer Litsters here might benefit from @crazychemgirl ’s “the butt is a vacuum” PSA

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're not shoving a dildo-like appendage up my ass, are you?

Noooo. It was so you couldn't leave.....

 

[LupineOne]

That too. You may never shit the same way again.

Or, depending on how idiotic you are, end up as an entry in the Darwin Awards.
Muse might not laugh, but I will

 

[Azuldrgon]

Noooo. It was so you couldn't leave.....

Okay, I'll stick around then.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ha, touché. Well, I promise I'll never show up in the ER for that reason at least.


I mean, I've provided photographic evidence before. The things I do for Lit.

Haha. Nevermind.
I don't need you to put your dick in a tube so that I can see how big it is.
I can tell without the tube.

 

[Bbl87]

Haha. Nevermind.
I don't need you to put your dick in a tube so that I can see how big it is.
I can tell without the tube.

I mean, objects for scale can be helpful sometimes. I've used a quarter, TP roll, a badge... I'm sure there are some others.

 

[MindYaBitness]

People amaze me at what they will stick inside them

Probably not me. I have only participated in the removal of a transformer. And a ceramic statue of a woman. And a very very large Faberge-esque egg. That was awful.

Edit: not from me or a partner. ER nursing days. Oy.

My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, objects for scale can be helpful sometimes. I've used a quarter, TP roll, a badge... I'm sure there are some others.

I wonder if there's a female equivalent to this. Should I hold up catelopes next to my boobs when sending a topless pic?.

 

[justanotherguy80]

My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details

The fact that you explicitly state that the bulb was intact makes me think that the Mason jar wasn’t

 

[LupineOne]

I wonder if there's a female equivalent to this. Should I hold up catelopes next to my boobs when sending a topless pic?.

Your boobs will do

 

[Bbl87]

I wonder if there's a female equivalent to this. Should I hold up catelopes next to my boobs when sending a topless pic?.

Send them to me, and I'll let you know if they're helpful.

The things I do for friends...

 

[Azuldrgon]

My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details

There is a radio show in my neck of the words that does a segment about these things.

 

[MedicalMuse]

My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details

I miss the days of the unknown.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

There is a radio show in my neck of the words that does a segment about these things.

Are you familiar with FSR?

https://fullswapradio.com

 

[dawn_of_night]

I wonder if there's a female equivalent to this. Should I hold up catelopes next to my boobs when sending a topless pic?.

I mean ...
Comparatively speaking.... I've had different sizes vegetables near many of my body parts

 

[MindYaBitness]

The fact that you explicitly state that the bulb was intact makes me think that the Mason jar wasn’t

The Mason jar was intact, but less surprising since the glass is so much thicker