SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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You’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.Why is that?
Well, that conjures an imageYou’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
Had a friend who worked ER. His favorite quote? "It doesn't matter how it got there, just get it out!"did any of the patients say why?
There was the briefest moment of panic before I remembered that I could simply tear the cardboard and extricate my over-excited member.Well, that conjures an image
so many of us have done that...You’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
I got mine stuck in a cardboard holiday wrapping paper tube once. I can relate.You’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
You’re just showing off nowI got mine stuck in a cardboard holiday wrapping paper tube once. I can relate.
Right? Must’ve been the height of 2020 I assumeWell, that conjures an image
I'm trying to relate.You’re just showing off now![]()
Youre talking very Mary to me, it's kinda turning me on....Extra fun nerd scaling fact. 6 in Joes are 1/12 scale, Gunpla Gundams are 1/144 (mostly). Which means I am the same relative size to my Joe dolls as a real world Gundam would be to me.
Not saying I ever pretended to be a giant robot in the Joe world. But not saying I ain’t either.
Fuck.... Seriously....so many of us have done that...
the empty cardboard roll or our....Fuck.... Seriously....
Those are comfortablely thick...
I mean ... If you got stuck in there wouldn't it be one in the same???the empty cardboard roll or our....
You’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
so many of us have done that...
The one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!Yep, the x-ray was unforgettable
Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting storiesPeople amaze me at what they will stick inside them
Probably not me. I have only participated in the removal of a transformer. And a ceramic statue of a woman. And a very very large Faberge-esque egg. That was awful.
Edit: not from me or a partner. ER nursing days. Oy.
As far as I can recall, the only time a possessive doesn’t have an ‘s is for the word it, which becomes “its” in its possessive form, and for certain words/names that end in s, but not es. Also, trying to make sense of English can easily drive a person madHey english speakers. How do you differentiate between a possessive 's and a contracted 's? Context only? Every time I write a possessive 's I read it out as "is" in my head and I hate it.
Yup.We all hate it too.
I know nothing else about you, so unfortunately for you, this is going to be the one fact that sticksYou’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
It’s like trying to remove a piece of cereal stuck waaay up a toddler’s nose: instead of trying to pull it out, you crush it and have them blow it out.There was the briefest moment of panic before I remembered that I could simply tear the cardboard and extricate my over-excited member.
People amaze me at what they will stick inside them![]()
Fuck.... Seriously....
Those are comfortablely thick...
I’ve been around here and there. Thank youThe one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!
Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting storiesAlso, we just like it when you’re here
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As far as I can recall, the only time a possessive doesn’t have an ‘s is for the word it, which becomes “its” in its possessive form, and for certain words/names that end in s, but not es. Also, trying to make sense of English can easily drive a person mad
Yup.
I know nothing else about you, so unfortunately for you, this is going to be the one fact that sticks
It’s like trying to remove a piece of cereal stuck waaay up a toddler’s nose: instead of trying to pull it out, you crush it and have them blow it out.
No. No no no. FLANGED!I mean, anything's a fildo if you're brave enough.![]()
You are a dork.I see...
I can't get past the damn head, didn't realize that until someone mentioned it on here so I tried.![]()
But I'm a lovable dork. So it all works out.No. No no no. FLANGED!
You are a dork.![]()
Truth.But I'm a lovable dork. So it all works out.![]()
For science. Always.The one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!![]()
All of this!Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting storiesAlso, we just like it when you’re here
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No. No no no. FLANGED!
I remember that “flanged” rant eons and eons ago.No. No no no. FLANGED!
You are a dork.![]()