SalaciousMonkey22
Too sexy for an AV🔥
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Sex & Shenanigans
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justanotherguy80
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You’re asking the person who once got his penis stuck in an empty cardboard toilet roll.
I have no wisdom to offer.
MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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Well, that conjures an image
UnquietDreams
Hail, Discord(ia)
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Had a friend who worked ER. His favorite quote? "It doesn't matter how it got there, just get it out!"
justanotherguy80
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There was the briefest moment of panic before I remembered that I could simply tear the cardboard and extricate my over-excited member.
hotoldrguy
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so many of us have done that...
Mrtenant
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I got mine stuck in a cardboard holiday wrapping paper tube once. I can relate.
justanotherguy80
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You’re just showing off now
LupineOne
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Right? Must’ve been the height of 2020 I assume
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
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I'm trying to relate.You’re just showing off now
My therapist said it was good for me.
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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Youre talking very Mary to me, it's kinda turning me on....
I'm not sure how to feel about that.
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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Fuck.... Seriously....
Those are comfortablely thick...
hotoldrguy
Day late Dollar Shy
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the empty cardboard roll or our....
dawn_of_night
His Honey 🍯
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I mean ... If you got stuck in there wouldn't it be one in the same???
I've never fucked a cardboard tube... But I have changed the roll in the bathroom a many times...
Apisto42
Bon Vivant Rabbit
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What??? Out of all the things and people I’ve stuck my cock in, that’s a new one for me.
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The one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!
Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting storiesPeople amaze me at what they will stick inside them
Probably not me. I have only participated in the removal of a transformer. And a ceramic statue of a woman. And a very very large Faberge-esque egg. That was awful.
Edit: not from me or a partner. ER nursing days. Oy.
Also, we just like it when you’re here 
As far as I can recall, the only time a possessive doesn’t have an ‘s is for the word it, which becomes “its” in its possessive form, and for certain words/names that end in s, but not es. Also, trying to make sense of English can easily drive a person mad
Yup.
I know nothing else about you, so unfortunately for you, this is going to be the one fact that sticks
It’s like trying to remove a piece of cereal stuck waaay up a toddler’s nose: instead of trying to pull it out, you crush it and have them blow it out.
Bbl87
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People amaze me at what they will stick inside them
I mean, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
I see...
I can't even get far enough to get stuck, didn't realize that until someone mentioned it on here so I tried.
MedicalMuse
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I’ve been around here and there. Thank youThe one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!
Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting stories
As far as I can recall, the only time a possessive doesn’t have an ‘s is for the word it, which becomes “its” in its possessive form, and for certain words/names that end in s, but not es. Also, trying to make sense of English can easily drive a person mad
Yup.
I know nothing else about you, so unfortunately for you, this is going to be the one fact that sticks
It’s like trying to remove a piece of cereal stuck waaay up a toddler’s nose: instead of trying to pull it out, you crush it and have them blow it out.
MedicalMuse
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No. No no no. FLANGED!I mean, anything's a fildo if you're brave enough.
You are a dork.I see...
I can't get past the damn head, didn't realize that until someone mentioned it on here so I tried.
Bbl87
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But I'm a lovable dork. So it all works out.No. No no no. FLANGED!
You are a dork.
MedicalMuse
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Truth.But I'm a lovable dork. So it all works out.
LupineOne
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For science. Always.The one time I almost wish HIPAA didn’t exist, for science and educational purposes, of course!
All of this!Thank you! LOL wasn’t positive which of you it was, but figured both would have some interesting stories
Especially that last part
Yes, both of you
Bbl87
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Oh, I agree. For safety.
But some people throw caution to the wind. And who am I to judge, as long as I'm not paying their medical bills.
LupineOne
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I remember that “flanged” rant eons and eons ago.No. No no no. FLANGED!
You are a dork.
Pure gold
