🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Sometimes a whore and sometimes piss drunk and sometimes both. I am changing my ways after a lot of soul searching.

Fair …

But nominated for changing before I’ve had a chance to see your face.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominating @Qky75 for his tagline of “pussy hound” as he’s never tried to hound my pussy.

I second this nomination for false advertising, as @Qky75 has been nothing but polite & chivalrous to me. No hounding in sight!

 

[Qky75]

I second this nomination for false advertising, as @Qky75 has been nothing but polite & chivalrous to me. No hounding in sight!

And yet ...none of you has offered me one of your less conscientious tartlets as tribute to keep my cravings at bay.

Not yet Bob...only release the Kraken on my mark ..

 

[MindYaBitness]

And yet ...none of you has offered me one of your less conscientious tartlets as tribute to keep my cravings at bay.

Not yet Bob...only release the Kraken on my mark ..

I have no targets, only cookies

 

[Qky75]

I have no targets, only cookies

Did you EVER

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did you EVER

Auto correct strikes again!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for yum yucking and mentioning grandmas when unrelated to secret family recipes

Nominated for blaming someone else for your having yucky yums

 

[Ricardus]

Auto correct strikes again!

I think your cookies actually are targets, given where they were last time I saw them; even if only for wistful thoughts

 

[morelikeasong]

Wouldn’t it just turn crusty as soon as it cools though?

Does reheated cum taste worse or better than fresh cum?

I think it won't taste crusty if there's enough volume and you seal the jar so it doesn't dry up.

Why would you reheat it???? I wonder if it's like fish where the bleach smell would take over the kitchen

And now I've spent way too much time thinking about this

Nominated for reheated cum talk

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for reheated cum talk

Fair.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think your cookies actually are targets, given where they were last time I saw them; even if only for wistful thoughts

Nominated … cuz ick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for making me want to watch Hocus Pocus

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for making me want to watch Hocus Pocus

Nominated for implying that’s a bad thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for implying that’s a bad thing

Yeah! What she said!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean fer reals, that’s the LEAST wanker thing I’ve done all damn day!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for overlooking the Elephwanker in the Room, that I mentioned grandmas by saying you remind me of mine.

Nominated for not knowing I look more like Larry David than your grandma

 

[Ricardus]

Nominated for not knowing I look more like Larry David than your grandma

Nominated for not allowing me the opportunity to compare likenesses.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for not allowing me the opportunity to compare likenesses.

Nominated for having to do your own research

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck you ladies

Nominated for lack of punctuation

 

[JackKingOff]

Nominated for lack of punctuation

Why? I would not want to force someone to read something a certain way. Without punctuation, you can come to your own conclusions of what I am saying… so confused!!!

 

[Ricardus]

Nominated for having to do your own research

Nominated for forcing me to stalk you in the hope of finding adequate data to compare the respective likenesses of a lady Litster, a geriatric male curmudgeon (both living), and a female centenarian (no longer able to pine for the fjords).

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for forcing me to stalk you in the hope of finding adequate data to compare the respective likenesses of a lady Litster, a geriatric male curmudgeon (both living), and a female centenarian (no longer able to pine for the fjords).

Nominated for this wordy nonsense

 

[Ricardus]

Nominated for disrespecting a valid Monty Python reference.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys are really lagging in the wanking this week … I’m disappointed in ALL of you.

 

[positiveflirt]

You guys are really lagging in the wanking this week … I’m disappointed in ALL of you.

Nominated for doubting my wanking.