🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

You have seem my ugly mug before or only dick pics?

Nominated for mixing me up with his other ho’s

 

[AmberLGreen]

You have seem my ugly mug before or only dick pics?

So many people are unsure of what bits of you they have seen and whether the parts they have seen were under the influence or not. Must be time for another posting

Fingers at the ready, ladies

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So many people are unsure of what bits of you they have seen and whether the parts they have seen were under the influence or not. Must be time for another posting

Fingers at the ready, ladies

Well today booze free for change so don't get your hopes up.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This reminds me of that Bond movie when the woman got off on shooting people and trying to kill Bond.

Nominated because that sounds like all the Bond movies.

 

[UnquietDreams]

As long as we're setting the bar for nominations so low...

Nominated for nominating me on my day off.

Nominated for thinking you get a day off from wanking. This isn't a job, this is wanking.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for wanting to eat tripe.

Nominated for "yucking" someone's "yum." Even though tripe is...tripe.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for "yucking" someone's "yum." Even though tripe is...tripe.

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Ricardus]

Nominated for making me want to eat tripe

Nominated for reminding me of my grandma

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominating @Silver_Arrow for repeatedly steering the Sex & Shenanigans thread toward PC specs and away from sex, shenanigans and orgasms and literally boring me to sleep, twice

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Nominating @Silver_Arrow for repeatedly steering the Sex & Shenanigans thread toward PC specs and away from sex, shenanigans and orgasms and literally boring me to sleep, twice

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for saying nerd like it’s a bad thing

 

[StillRain]

Ok I think I’m done teasing you enough ….
This has been a strange week of wanking … it has had highs and lows…


Times when I wasn’t sure if I was even going to have a wanker to give the award to … then suddenly the wanking would explode (always a bit dangerous when wanking is concerned)..



This week I decided that there was something different I needed to do …. I didn’t just want to be another average POJ and give an award without a little razzle dazzle….










So in honour of something going on in the world right now…



















I decided we had so much wanking that I ought to had a podium of wanking…















Welcome to the Lit Olympics in Wanking 2024!!!!














In First Place …. With a slow start, I wasn’t sure she was going to be able to even make it to the finish line…. But then she came in hard and wanked her way to the GOLD!!

Congratulations to @lavendersilk
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In second place… this wanker truly showed her wank skills late in the game and rode that wanking wave all the way to the finish line!!

Congratulations to @morelikeasong
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And finally …. This wanker pulled up the ranks to find himself such a successful wanker that he deserves a trophy all his own!!

Congratulations to @Mr_bogey
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Yay!!!!


And there you have it Litsters … another successful week of wanking!
Welcome to the annals of WOTW to our winners!

I’m VERY late to bestow upon these wanking champions my congratulations but here it is nonetheless….





























































































Congratulations.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Show us your dangling participle

Nominated

 

[Qky75]

Nominated

At least I'm not branded homophoNic lmaooo

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m VERY late to bestow upon these wanking champions my congratulations but here it is nonetheless….





























































































Congratulations.

Nominated for scrolling causing wankery

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for reminding me of my grandma

Nominated for not posting your grandma's recipes

 

[Ricardus]

Nominated for not posting your grandma's recipes

Nominated for assuming my grandma had recipes.

[She didn't, but she was the only person I've ever known who liked tripe, and all I can recall of it from early childhood is that it was horrifying to behold!]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Qky75 for his tagline of “pussy hound” as he’s never tried to hound my pussy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You have seem my ugly mug before or only dick pics?

I’ve seen NEITHER … I say again cuz you probably were too busy being a whore to notice.

Nominated.

 

[Qky75]

Nominating @Qky75 for his tagline of “pussy hound” as he’s never tried to hound my pussy.

Because...well fuck..you want me to???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for assuming my grandma had recipes.

[She didn't, but she was the only person I've ever known who liked tripe, and all I can recall of it from early childhood is that it was horrifying to behold!]

Nominated for yum yucking and mentioning grandmas when unrelated to secret family recipes

 

[Ricardus]

Nominated for yum yucking and mentioning grandmas when unrelated to secret family recipes.

Nominated for overlooking the Elephwanker in the Room, that I mentioned grandmas by saying you remind me of mine.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for overlooking the Elephwanker in the Room, that I mentioned grandmas by saying you remind me of mine.

Nominated for referencing your Nana on a sex site.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I’ve seen NEITHER … I say again cuz you probably were too busy being a whore to notice.

Nominated.

Sometimes a whore and sometimes piss drunk and sometimes both. I am changing my ways after a lot of soul searching.