🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for acting like reading our tripe is your job.

Nominated for thinking I was acting

 

[Azuldrgon]

I am not responsible for providing you with wank material. I get off on arguing so my material is covered for a few hours

This reminds me of that Bond movie when the woman got off on shooting people and trying to kill Bond.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does she mean Monday or me?

depends … do you want us to jizz all over you?


Nominated either way.

 

[AmberLGreen]

depends … do you want us to jizz all over you?


Nominated wither way.

I am still washing last week’s pile of jizz off

I think that nomination can wither away

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am still washing last week’s pile of jizz off

I think that nomination can wither away

Damnit … nominated for noticing my early morning typo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that the porn spoof of X?

Only people who listen to Joe Rogan and respect Musk acknowledge this attempted rebrand. Nominated.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Damnit … nominated for noticing my early morning typo

Such a long list.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Such a long list.

Nominated for continued meanness against the POJ

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for continued meanness against the POJ

I’m not being mean! I have the same issue. But if you’re gonna nominate everyone….just saying!

 

[mickyp123]

I am being a good boy so far; I have a sissy date tomorrow and am saving a load for her.....

Don’t worry, Lit demons will enter your head tonight and you will wake up to find all your ammo went off and hit a yoghurt pot

 

[drobert44]

Don’t worry, Lit demons will enter your head tonight and you will wake up to find all your ammo went off and hit a yoghurt pot

Another nightmare!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welp. Just woke up at 10am on another Monday morning with nuthin' to do.

... guess I'll just stay on the couch a while.

Nominated.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t worry, Lit demons will enter your head tonight and you will wake up to find all your ammo went off and hit a yoghurt pot

Nominated for spelling it yoghurt.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominated.

As long as we're setting the bar for nominations so low...

Nominated for nominating me on my day off.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nominated for not appreciating that the rest of the world does not know (or gives a fuck) about Ann Coulter and for making me have to Google “it”

Nominated for thinking Jason Statham’s ass is bland. He has a mighty fine ass

Nominated for thinking Billy Butcher is “all that”. The only good thing Billy Butcher has going for him is that he slightly resembles @Mo_Bandy (albeit an unwashed, less sexy version of Mo)

Damn I do see a resemblance but he is way better looking than me. You are too kind.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nominated for underselling how much sexier @Mo_Bandy is

You both are too kind to me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

As long as we're setting the bar for nominations so low...

Nominated for nominating me on my day off.

Nominated for thinking there is a bar for nominations.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You both are too kind to me.

Nominated for not posting your sexiness for the rest of us to enjoy

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominated for thinking there is a bar for nominations.

You're saying there isn't a bar for nominations?

Then where have I been drinking at this whole time?

 

[AmberLGreen]

You're saying there isn't a bar for nominations?

Then where have I been drinking at this whole time?

Nominated for being at a bar but not getting a round of drinks in

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominating all of you fuckers for too much chit chat and not enough wanking

Actually nominating you all twice for making me read through that shit

An additional nomination for @crazychemgirl for still not realising PoJ is a full-time job. You cannot just encorage wanking on judgement day! Wanking. All. Week

If @Kitty_so_frisky does not thank me for putting all those quotes in, then that will be another nomination

cunts ruined my Monday morning

Wanking now that I know you read my posts

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for acting like reading our tripe is your job.

Nominated for making me want to eat tripe

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nominated for not posting your sexiness for the rest of us to enjoy

You have seem my ugly mug before or only dick pics?

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for making me want to eat tripe

Nominated for wanting to eat tripe.

 

[Amanda330]

You have seem my ugly mug before or only dick pics?

Nominated for not knowing.