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I think the only grammatical things that truly annoy me are the EASIEST ones to self check …

The your vs you’re … just replace whatever you’re trying to say with “you are” and if it doesn’t make sense you’re using the wrong one.

Same with their and they’re… does they are make sense when you say it in your head? No? Then use the other one.
The idea of "correcting" someone to say "whom"? WTF??? That is one I likely wouldn't even notice. 🤭🤭

I honestly don't let it bother me... I just always notice. And my idea of "fixed it for you" is generally never about grammar.

Oh yeah... you've probably seen that. :rolleyes::rolleyes: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
I think the only grammatical things that truly annoy me are the EASIEST ones to self check …

The your vs you’re … just replace whatever you’re trying to say with “you are” and if it doesn’t make sense you’re using the wrong one.

Same with their and they’re… does they are make sense when you say it in your head? No? Then use the other one.
Homophones are the worst. You 💯 only care because you’ve been taught to. Never once have you been speaking to someone and stopped to think “do they mean ‘you are’ here?” It’s impossible to mistake the meaning in speech, and if you haven’t been taught to do so in writing you wouldn’t either.
 
Homophones are the worst. You 💯 only care because you’ve been taught to. Never once have you been speaking to someone and stopped to think “do they mean ‘you are’ here?” It’s impossible to mistake the meaning in speech, and if you haven’t been taught to do so in writing you wouldn’t either.
No … I care cuz when I’m reading a sentence in my head that someone used the wrong one it sounds funny and it makes me angry.
 
Homophones are the worst. You 💯 only care because you’ve been taught to. Never once have you been speaking to someone and stopped to think “do they mean ‘you are’ here?” It’s impossible to mistake the meaning in speech, and if you haven’t been taught to do so in writing you wouldn’t either.
Perhaps it is the secret envy we harbor over the offender's ability to thrive in society without the effort we were forced to achieve "to be functional in society"

Well damn, did my teacher lie? Look at Bill Jim Bob over there without a care in the world when he opens his yap!
 
Here is the thing: Don't correct other people. Correct yourself--I go back and edit because as a writer, I want to be clear-- but correcting others in a serious manner is just...boorish. We tease each other here about typos and the like, but I have rarely seen it mean spirited. Some are justifiably famous for the typos, and they own them.
 
Here is the thing: Don't correct other people. Correct yourself--I go back and edit because as a writer, I want to be clear-- but correcting others in a serious manner is just...boorish. We tease each other here about typos and the like, but I have rarely seen it mean spirited. Some are justifiably famous for the typos, and they own them.
Some of us just have fat thumbs and vindictive autocorrects
 
Which is leaned behavior. If you’d never been taught there was a difference you would never mistake the meaning.
Okay, everything is learned behavior. But there is a flow to conversation, written or spoken. And when your mind finds a word that it has to stop and recontextualize, it takes you out of the flow.
 
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lol I remember being in HS and going to Best Buy to purchase the Beastie Boys' Hello Nasty. The first track, Super Disco Breakin', has a siren about 40 seconds into it. We popped it in and pulled out of the parking lot, and when that thing went off, we looked all around and took a good 30 seconds to realize it was on the song. 🤣

I'm 15 minutes late to life in general, so the late dreams are so real!
The worst was in the 2nd semester of 10th grade when my schedule suddenly allowed me to switch from beginning to intermediate dance (the teacher wanted me in advanced, but it also/still conflicted with my schedule) in the middle of rehearsal season for the upcoming dance show. I had to learn the intermediate classes routine in 9 days, set to Girls by The Beastie Boys, along with continued rehearsals for the beginning classes routine and 2 other numbers I was in. I was both physically and mentally exhausted. Once, my pager went off in the middle of the night and it sounded so much like the xylophone intro to The Beastie Boys' song Girls that it incorporated into my dream and I thought I fell asleep backstage and they started the dance number without me! 😰
I have my own Beastie Boys fakeout story ⬆️

I spent so much goddamn time getting the golden chocobo in VII that I couldn’t be bothered to ever finish the game. JRPG’s ain’t my jam,
Saaame, but stuck around for the MMO more than the RPG

I think the only grammatical things that truly annoy me are the EASIEST ones to self check …

The your vs you’re … just replace whatever you’re trying to say with “you are” and if it doesn’t make sense you’re using the wrong one.

Same with their and they’re… does they are make sense when you say it in your head? No? Then use the other one.
Okay, but once they eliminate “they’re,” they still have to contend with “their” vs “there,” and apparently not all brains are equipped to handle that.

I don’t think so. Cheers is the perfect conversation ender. I was jealous for years that Americans don’t have anything close. “Late” just isn’t the same.
I’m a fan of ¡hasta!
 
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