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I know. I asked myself the same question. But one does not always use every tool at hand.
The kids like to stick periods where they don't belong, and make zero sense to make their point... which just looks so really jacked up to me. They need to instead embrace punctuation and the glory of ellipses. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
I fucking hate the people who are like…

“You mean whom”


“No … I mean suck my rabid taint you fucking dick jizz”
My most controversial opinion is that too many grammatical rules people whinge about are bullshit and only exist because they’re taught in school not because they actually matter
 
My most controversial opinion is that too many grammatical rules people whinge about are bullshit and only exist because they’re taught in school not because they actually matter
I love how that run-on sentence has no punctuation. It made me happy for some reason.

Also, whinge... you don't see that word very often in our part of the world.
 
I love how that run-on sentence has no punctuation. It made me happy for some reason.

Also, whinge... you don't see that word very often in our part of the world.
I worked for Brits for many years. One of my favorite things about quitting that job is I can now end emails with Cheers without worrying that they’ll think I’m mocking them. Which is really an oddly common occurrence in my life.
 
My most controversial opinion is that too many grammatical rules people whinge about are bullshit and only exist because they’re taught in school not because they actually matter
I think the only grammatical things that truly annoy me are the EASIEST ones to self check …

The your vs you’re … just replace whatever you’re trying to say with “you are” and if it doesn’t make sense you’re using the wrong one.

Same with their and they’re… does they are make sense when you say it in your head? No? Then use the other one.
 
My most controversial opinion is that too many grammatical rules people whinge about are bullshit and only exist because they’re taught in school not because they actually matter
And a lot of them only exist because they were taught in school, and didn't exist before that. "Do not end a sentence with a preposition" came from English teachers trying to align English with Latin, rather than any linguistic reason.
 
I think the only grammatical things that truly annoy me are the EASIEST ones to self check …

The your vs you’re … just replace whatever you’re trying to say with “you are” and if it doesn’t make sense you’re using the wrong one.

Same with their and they’re… does they are make sense when you say it in your head? No? Then use the other one.
Affect vs effect. 😡.

Most of mine though are verbal stupidity like liberry and eyebaw or the worst.... CHIPOLTAY....like ... look at the fucking letters...
 
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