Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

You’re here too, you know

Shush. No-one else has noticed.

 

[Photog1rl]

we can go form our own club. Without people who block us (this link contains only wholesome content, well I can’t vouch for ads but still)

Oh I don’t think I’m getting blocked-if I am I haven’t noticed - but I see that language all the time with the folks I have blocked.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh I don’t think I’m getting blocked-if I am I haven’t noticed - but I see that language all the time with the folks I have blocked.

Well fine I’ll just form my club by myself. Again.

 

[LupineOne]

Shush. No-one else has noticed.

I have

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Who’s getting high / drunk / fucked up while in the comfort of your pjs at home tonight?

I know im late to the question but I’m looking forward to an edible and bourbon cocktail tonight form the comfort of my couch

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m about ready to bust out of this frigid nightmare …,

Still have to make it home … lol

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I’m about ready to bust out of this frigid nightmare …,

Still have to make it home … lol

Get home safe!

 

[Bry1313]

Easy. It's just like being asleep. Just permanently

Sleep has dreams, level of comfort, the person next to you snoring, that’s nothing like not existing

 

[Bry1313]

I’m about ready to bust out of this frigid nightmare …,

Still have to make it home … lol

Be safe, we like having you around, and I’d miss you way more than @OrdinaryPerson would

 

[Bry1313]

What are pj's? Is this some other weird sandwich filling?

Pajamas, jammies, sleepwear for children.

 

[LupineOne]

I’m about ready to bust out of this frigid nightmare …,

Still have to make it home … lol

Be safe and let us know you’re okay!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I don’t think I’m getting blocked-if I am I haven’t noticed - but I see that language all the time with the folks I have blocked.

It's ok. We all have him blocked

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's ok. We all have him blocked

See if I back your Kickstarter.

 

[Bry1313]

See if I back your Kickstarter.

Welcome to the club of those who get blocked. It’s not so bad, and this is even more reason to support his kick starter

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

 

[Booboobear84]

Well fine I’ll just form my club by myself. Again.

But would you join a club that would have you for a member (paraphrasing Groucho Marx)?

 

[Photog1rl]

But would you join a club that would have you for a member (paraphrasing Groucho Marx)?

This made me laugh Booboo but I'm in lots of clubs of one. Haha

 

[Booboobear84]

This made me laugh Booboo but I'm in lots of clubs of one. Haha

Groucho was brilliant. Marx Brothers movies are old but still funny.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But would you join a club that would have you for a member (paraphrasing Groucho Marx)?

Fuck yeah I would! They’d be a club of extraordinary taste and distinction. I’m classy and shit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This made me laugh Booboo but I'm in lots of clubs of one. Haha

Look, I tried but nooooooo

 

[LupineOne]

What. A. Mess. I’m done for the night.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What about the little tits?

AFAF

She was asking for me

Lies.

Lies.

Semi-truth.

Love you both and your tits are perfect

So… am I the only dumb fuck that tried the challenge yesterday… i feel so used, like that kid in school where the class hero names a stupid stunt to see who the most insecure kid looking for attention is… and it was me.

If it makes you feel any better, Tig and I are the only ones who posted tits on her birthday thread, in which @Mr_bogey asked for tits and eyebrows on her behalf. Hoping she got more via PM!

I had insomnia for over a year … it’s nothing short of hell. I don’t wish it upon anyone.

I was in the second grade the first time I remember not sleeping at all. My insomnia is lifelong stalker who won't respect the restraining order

I've had insomnia since I was 12, and realized I'm *also* naturally nocturnal at 18.

To be fair, I've been sleeping a lot earlier lately with melatonin gummies and a certain MVP making me cum my brains out and feel all loved n stuff, but now that he's finally over his flu, I'm back to not being able to get enough of him and stayed up much later than I should have :x Ended up crashing for 9 hours, which is unusually long for me! I can function on 5+ though

Anyone have sex dreams that felt so real you were still turned on when you woke up?

Anyone ever had one about another litster?

Yes. That also includes the Litster I lived with and fucked for 2.5 years, but a couple others too.

When I was *for the purpose of Lit guidelines, 18+" I had them frequently. I would wake up orgasming. I kind of figured that's it was an orgasm at least, but didn't really know until the first boyfriend gave me one, and I was like, I get these all of the time with less effort! I didn't realize until I was an adult that it's a-typical for it to happen to girls. I still get it sometimes, but only when I'm really stressed & lucid dreaming

I've woken up orgasming too. Sometimes they're just physical aftershocks, but sometimes they're from an in-dream narrative.

So. Many. Airport. Dreams. I'm right there with you! Being late to things, too. But the bus one sounds horrible. @NRJLIVES4ever why would you let OP off the bus???

Me toooooo. You’re saying I could have convinced you?
You drinking tonight?

YUP. Ones where I keep missing the train repeatedly somehow, even though I’m like right there

I'm 15 minutes late to life in general, so the late dreams are so real!
The worst was in the 2nd semester of 10th grade when my schedule suddenly allowed me to switch from beginning to intermediate dance (the teacher wanted me in advanced, but it also/still conflicted with my schedule) in the middle of rehearsal season for the upcoming dance show. I had to learn the intermediate classes routine in 9 days, set to Girls by The Beastie Boys, along with continued rehearsals for the beginning classes routine and 2 other numbers I was in. I was both physically and mentally exhausted. Once, my pager went off in the middle of the night and it sounded so much like the xylophone intro to The Beastie Boys' song Girls that it incorporated into my dream and I thought I fell asleep backstage and they started the dance number without me!

 

[LupineOne]

@crazychemgirl

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I also use you for sex toy deliveries....?

Wait, we can do that?!

I feel cheap now

I mean...you can send the expensive ones if it makes you feel less cheap?

Anyone ever go into a bar and play jukebox song on repeat? Once did that with Weens HIV song. Folks were not too happy.

I am absolutely that evil, but I like variety too much. I only do that right before leaving

I know the thread has moved on, but here's one reason for my insomnia
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Fucking truth.

Exactly what I was going to say!

Jack Frost is in a mood today!
There’s 7-8 inches of snow already, and a blizzard warning in effect from 5 pm till 3 am bringing an additional 4-8 inches and 25-30 mph winds with gusts up to 45 mph all through the afternoon and evening.

I’ve plowed my driveway three times already and there’ll be more to come.
I’ll try and get pictures when I can that turn out

Can I come over to play in the snow?

Yet another brand that claims to carry all sizes but yet doesn’t have mine massive canon discrimination

Do you buy in person or online?

Ughhh hate that

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@crazychemgirl
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Two of the best parts of my day