Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

I also use you for sex toy deliveries....?

I feel cheap now

 

[morelikeasong]

I have it under good authority that @morelikeasong had one about my

And still hoping you’ll make that dream come true


Except not the part where I missed it.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So. Many. Airport. Dreams. I'm right there with you! Being late to things, too. But the bus one sounds horrible. @NRJLIVES4ever why would you let OP off the bus???

No ticket!
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[jason28053]

And still hoping you’ll make that dream come true


Except not the part where I missed it.

Thirsty Girl

 

[morelikeasong]

Thirsty Girl

Where’s my hamster bottle?

 

[jason28053]

Where’s my hamster bottle?

Stanley sippy cup?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Where’s my hamster bottle?

Right here, sugar. Sup?

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Are you all right? Do we gotta worry about you? We’ll let you be if so.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Anyone ever go into a bar and play jukebox song on repeat? Once did that with Weens HIV song. Folks were not too happy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’ve 100% dreamt about another litster … and I’ve woken up horny .. and I’ve had nightmares that I’ve felt for an entire day.

@Mr_bogey ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Mr_bogey ?

I think you mean his Father, Mr Ogey Bogey.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Anyone ever go into a bar and play jukebox song on repeat? Once did that with Weens HIV song. Folks were not too happy.

I used to work in a bar, and to piss everyone off, cos I thought it was funny, I played Achy Breaky Heart over and over, Whacked the volume up too.

God, I'm hilarious.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to work in a bar, and to piss everyone off, cos I thought it was funny, I played Achy Breaky Heart over and over, Whacked the volume up too.

God, I'm hilarious.

Maybe bartending isn’t better in England

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah usually I can blame drugs and booze but this one was all me.

dreams that AREN'T substance influenced are usually the most fucked up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Mr_bogey ?

Are you insinuating @Mr_bogey gives me nightmares?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you insinuating @Mr_bogey gives me nightmares?

the 3 things you mentioned didn't seem unrelated. Eliminate the obvious first, then whatever is left must be the truth....

haha

 

[jason28053]

I used to work in a bar, and to piss everyone off, cos I thought it was funny, I played Achy Breaky Heart over and over, Whacked the volume up too.

God, I'm hilarious.

Are you Cyrus?

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you all right?

Me? Almost never

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me? Almost never

You’re quite a bit better than all right ammiright guys and gals?

But anyways this was a reference to one of Kenny’s other movie soundtrack song from those days.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I know the thread has moved on, but here's one reason for my insomnia
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know the thread has moved on, but here's one reason for my insomnia
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We never really move on from your tits. And there ain’t no Justice.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Id make it have your boobs and speak gibberish in Canadian


Sure. I'll mass market it and be even more rich. Then build an evil empire by controlling all your sex bots

No way any robot could have boobs as fantastic as mine.

 

[jason28053]

No way any robot could have boobs as fantastic as mine.

This thread could be retitled “Great Boobs are present here”

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know the thread has moved on, but here's one reason for my insomnia
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Fucking truth.