Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Yes, please! Need someone to post/send reminders and “rally the troops,” so to speak. My birthday is this week, but was thinking the orgasm extravaganza can happen this weekEND

I know like… 10 people here I talk to, but I can offer moral support and cheerleading!

 

[UnquietDreams]

For my next tangent I'm gonna go change the oil in my truck and adjust the suspension.

Still not as tangential as theoretical presidential chances for dead founding fathers...

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Still not as tangential as theoretical presidential chances for dead founding fathers...

Is there a law saying the candidate has to be alive?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh,sweet kitten, this is what leads to orgasms...

Just dudes being dudes. Talking about their hardware. Their specs.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is there a law saying the candidate has to be alive?

The Constitution is vague on that, but the do have to take an oath. However, it doesn't preclude the use of a spiritualist or medium.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Just dudes being dudes. Talking about their hardware. Their specs.

Dudes love talking about hardware.

 

[vagrantx]

Ok … if you could pick a favourite Lit story.., link it here

Can I do some shameless self promotion?

Movie Night was a story I wrote for the 750 word challenge (minimum length you may submit to Lit), and the Pink Orchid (erotica for women) challenges.

It's honestly my favorite one, just a single scene, a vignette, a 2 minute read without any of my traditional non-con or extreme fetishes Would love it people checked it out!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dudes love talking about hardware.

Well, I did do an erotic reading of a C++ counting subroutine here once, so don't neglect the software.

 

[SWR101]

Can I do some shameless self promotion?

Movie Night was a story I wrote for the 750 word challenge (minimum length you may submit to Lit), and the Pink Orchid (erotica for women) challenges.

It's honestly my favorite one, just a single scene, a vignette, a 2 minute read without any of my traditional non-con or extreme fetishes Would love it people checked it out!

That was so sweet and cute! Erotic for sure, but it was kind of a touching look at a playful couple in love.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean .... I can tag you in random places, what do you think will work the best?

Uh-huh. So back to orgasms…

 

[vagrantx]

The favorite one I read?

Onehitwanda is incredible, I love her work so much!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I do love a good lower tool... Especially cordless.

Dudes love talking about hardware.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

without any of my traditional non-con or extreme fetishes

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeWQ1OGx2bmsydDdwMXczY3hscWNmaThsNXF4cHQ5cTc1Yms3MWRidCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wKc79HWBlt87y6PThM/giphy.gif

Well now I'm going to have to go find those!!! Especially the non-con

Would love it people checked it out!

Say less

PS, you almost lost me at 'no butts. only boobs' but then I remembered how great they are and pulled through

 

[vagrantx]

That was so sweet and cute! Erotic for sure, but it was kind of a touching look at a playful couple in love.

Thank you for taking the time!! I wanted to slightly slightly hint at their D/S power dynamic without actually delving into any kind of traditional lifestyle escapades and I was so happy with how it came out!

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I do love a good lower tool... Especially cordless.

Has anyone seen my 10mm socket anywhere?

 

[SWR101]

Thank you for taking the time!! I wanted to slightly slightly hint at their D/S power dynamic without actually delving into any kind of traditional lifestyle escapades and I was so happy with how it came out!

You’re welcome, and thank you! It was a quick, fun, read.

 

[vagrantx]

Well now I'm going to have to go find those!!! Especially the non-con

A review I once got noted one of my stories like this:

"That is why I feel like it belongs in Erotic Horror. It contains what I consider to be the most horrific twist in any story I’ve ever read on Lit. It reminds me of an erotic version of "The Jaunt" by Stephen King."

So...

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/media/img_4564-gif.133079/full

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, I did do an erotic reading of a C++ counting subroutine here once, so don't neglect the software.

Oh.... tell me it was recursive....

Oh yeah... baby! That's the spot....

 

[SWR101]

Has anyone seen my 10mm socket anywhere?

I haven’t heard that name in a long, long time…

 

[dawn_of_night]

No, but my 9mm is in my ball sack

Has anyone seen my 10mm socket anywhere?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, you said you were changing your oil???
Did you get any on you???

Has anyone seen my 10mm socket anywhere?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Preach. My i-7700 and 980ti are rolling along just fine. Until I want to play anything AAA from the last 5 years

I manage just fine on mobile…plus it’s easier than hiding an entire desktop screen full of naughty bits if someone walks by

I’m only here on mobile……..I manage

May I introduce you three to the joys of the Samsung zFold 5/6??? Small as a phone but folds out to a tablet. Easiest way to enjoy my online smut & forum! I'll never go back to a regular phone. Never ever!!!

 

[Silver_Arrow]

So, you said you were changing your oil???
Did you get any on you???

I haven't quite gotten around to changing my oil. It's raining out. I'm usually very clean after I get out from under my truck, I'm good at not getting dirty.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dear Tig, thank you for laughing

 

[dawn_of_night]

I haven't quite gotten around to changing my oil. It's raining out. I'm usually very clean after I get out from under my truck, I'm good at not getting dirty.

Thanks dumb.

J/k... I just really like the garage smell ...