Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

Enby helped find my favourite lost story … and now it’s saved.

I miss them. But I do think they knew how to spell "favorite"...

*giggling away as I head for the kitchen*

 

[lavendersilk]

Honest answer?

Before I got to know all of you here in the playground, I was a regular in the Authours Hangout. They've had a lit meetup before, many years ago, and it's created this sort of clique of "were you there/weren't you there" people, and it's made it almost impossible to break into existing cliques. It's very exclusionary.

I agree.

So, I do hope there never is one, but if there was I'd probably join just for fear of missing out.

I would go if you were there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok … if you could pick a favorite Lit story.., link it here

Of those I wrote, or just all of them?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh... like that isn't an adorable sight.

It’s really not! I’m super self-conscious about my ass and thighs

Sending is present tense.

If it’s preceded by “I am,” yes. Not if it’s preceded by “I will be.” Yours was preceded by nothing, and therefore left open to interpretation

World’s greatest origin story:

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So he got his man-bits blown off and is suddenly better on a pommel horse? Sooo not worth it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok … if you could pick a favourite Lit story.., link it here

The favorite one I wrote?

The favorite one I read?

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s really not! I’m super self-conscious about my ass and thighs


If it’s preceded by “I am,” yes. Not if it’s preceded by “I will be.” Yours was preceded by nothing, and therefore left open to interpretation


So he got his man-bits blown off and is suddenly better on a pommel horse? Sooo not worth it!

I’m sure your ass and thighs are absolutely sexy AF kitty darling

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I know this is sort of a joke but this is absolutely true. If you have a 5 pager and you bring them to nut by page 3? You've got a winner winner orgasm dinner.

Oooh speaking of orgasms…

My birthday snuck up on me, and is happening this week! I have yet to designate a hype team for the 41-orgasm extravaganza! Any volunteers?

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s really not! I’m super self-conscious about my ass and thighs

Oh don't be, they are beautiful. All of you is. Especially the parts that aren't physical.

You are beautiful.

 

[Bry1313]

And you wonder why people besmirch you.

Because I point out what words mean?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because I point out what words mean?

Amongst other things.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Indeed come back to. STupid refractory period

I know right? Just when I get super good at sex the hardware has to go in slow motion.

 

[Bry1313]

If it’s preceded by “I am,” yes. Not if it’s preceded by “I will be.” Yours was preceded by nothing, and therefore left open to interpretation

So you admit you made the choice to interpret it the annoying way



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[lavendersilk]

So you admit you made the choice to interpret it the annoying way



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Your dog isn't moving... is it ok?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So you admit you made the choice to interpret it the annoying way



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So you admit your preceding post was ordered in an annoying way?

 

[Bry1313]

Amongst other things.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

Oooh speaking of orgasms…

My birthday snuck up on me, and is happening this week! I have yet to designate a hype team for the 41-orgasm extravaganza! Any volunteers?

I have no idea what at least some of this means. Either way, okay, I'm in.

 

[Bry1313]

So you admit your preceding post was ordered in an annoying way?

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[BrendaBear]

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[Bry1313]

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If this is how you treat people……good luck with 41.


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[BrendaBear]

If this is how you treat people……good luck with 41.

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[Otis_Ravelli]

Evening all, are we picking on Bry again?

 

[Bry1313]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

So now that I’m finally caught up, I’ve realized two things:
1) @MrsPassion @PlanetaryNebula , we forgot to check PornHub on Monday! They always do the CornHub thing on April Fool’s Day, but I was so busy catching up with 35 fucking pages of Chaos and Cheese that I forgot entirely!

2) I know now what I want for my birthday in August! Since I will be 41 and Nebs already did 41 dick pics…what am I best known for, sexually? Being ridiculously multiorgasmic! So…I want 41 orgasms! Not MY orgasms, but everyone else’s! I want 41 cumshot pics, vids and/or Vocaroos of everyone cumming

Oh Kitty. Did you have too many bowls of Frosted Flakes this morning or? I’m jk babe, you know I love you. And your gift request is a tall order… but I respect it. And I’ll honor it

LOL at least one per person, but I might have to count multiples to get to 41. Also, will be accepting them from any gender, and will accept still pics, vids or voice. I’m under no illusions of being as beloved as @PlanetaryNebula in the short time I’ve been back, but a girl has to have dreams!

So…speaking of orgasms…
Reminder
My birthday is in 2.5 weeks, and what I want is 41 orgasms. Not my own this time, I want 41 orgasms from you pretty pervs and wonderful weirdos! I will be accepting cumshot vids, cumshot pics, O-face vids, O-face pics, Vocaroos, tributes…maaaybe even very descriptive essays or poems. Multiple Os will be accepted too! I just want everyone to cum with/for me on my birthday!

I have no idea what at least some of this means. Either way, okay, I'm in.

That!
And actually, I will accept 40, because I know Nebs was on board and would be cumming with us in spirit