Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I would rather meet up with a small group first, that way if I showed up to the large group meeting and it was people who hadn't seen my nudes, then I wouldn't feel as awkward

Wait... there are people who have not seen your nudes?

Weird.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It would get redundant, there would be tons of build up and end with "and then they fucked". I need to work on that part

I should add that I did wrote a few awhile ago, but couldn't get an editor to help who wouldn't try to turn every story to incest. Not my thing

I'm totally a writer. And my incest desires have never gone beyond "cute distant cousin by marriage."

 

[Bry1313]

They're not

Yeah, they are absolutely the couple, yep, all them

 

[crazychemgirl]

They're not

No they bribed their way to the top

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't need to look at porn, my brain makes it all on it's own

Exactly!!! YES YES YES! This!

Preach girl, preach!!!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Exactly!!! YES YES YES! This!

Preach girl, preach!!!

I said preach goddammit!!! Fuuuuck!!

(Just helping you out.)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m leaving in 24 hours or I’m staying in my destination for 24 hours?

Also, hey @Wand3rlust , she’s writing another chapter

Don't think I haven't noticed.

The page count goes up like 6 pages in-between me taking a breath.

*rubs hands together*

Gonna be one hell of a book...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

A hotel suite in Vegas with a balcony, a sofa, a jacuzzi, with access to booze, weed and food. Sending the bat signal west so the intended person gets this.

Which, counting airport time, is how long it takes me to get there. No time wasted.

In the order you mentioned, sounded like you were sending the bat signal west *after* arriving in Vegas

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It would get redundant, there would be tons of build up

This is the most important part though. Half the time, if this part is good, then I don't need the ending. My ending already happened

 

[BrendaBear]

... and a few have seen my ass with a kitty tail plug

Oh... like that isn't an adorable sight.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is the most important part though. Half the time if this part is good, then I don't need the ending. My ending already happened

EXACTLY

 

[Bry1313]

In the order you mentioned, sounded like you were sending the bat signal west *after* arriving in Vegas

Sending is present tense.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sending is present tense.

And you wonder why people besmirch you.

 

[__Nathan1968]

World’s greatest origin story:

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This is the most important part though. Half the time if this part is good, then I don't need the ending. My ending already happened

I know this is sort of a joke but this is absolutely true. If you have a 5 pager and you bring them to nut by page 3? You've got a winner winner orgasm dinner.

 

[BrendaBear]

I said preach goddammit!!! Fuuuuck!!

(Just helping you out.)

Okay... that really cracked me up.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I know this is sort of a joke but this is absolutely true. If you have a 5 pager and you bring them to nut by page 3? You've got a winner winner orgasm dinner.

It's 100% true. Presented in a jocular fashion, but you contextualized it better. Gimme a few good pages of build up and I'm off the races mentally

 

[BrendaBear]

In the order you mentioned, sounded like you were sending the bat signal west *after* arriving in Vegas

Seems like it should be a "butt" signal, if we're being honest....

 

[Wand3rlust]

If there was a possibility for a Lit gathering … would you attend?

Like actually.

Would you book a flight and go to a city and stay in a hotel and meet up with a bunch of Litsters?

Have you been stalking the UK thread?

We've talked about this. I've met 3 litsters. With plans to meet more.

I can't imagine going somewhere where I know someone and like them, to NOT offer to meet up and say hi.

Also. I have no reason for secrets or lies. My lit is out and proud so. Easy for me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Might be considerably more awkward now, knowing how many of you have seen my friendly vag, pretty much all of you have seen my tits, and a few have seen my ass with a kitty tail plug

Well, yes, yes, and oh holy fuck yes, but at least we got that part out of the way!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It's 100% true. Presented in a jocular fashion, but you contextualized it better. Gimme a few good pages of build up and I'm off the races mentally

Also! You have more story to come back to later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … if you could pick a favourite Lit story.., link it here

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Also! You have more story to come back to later.

Indeed come back to. STupid refractory period

 

[crazychemgirl]

Enby helped find my favourite lost story … and now it’s saved.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

how many times a day do yall think of sex?

is it more than 10?
more than 100?
less than 5?

More often than I think about the Roman Empire.

Less often than I think about why I’m like this.