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🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

**** updated wanker nominations


@Amanda330 - bribery assumption, temping with future wank pics, being so pretty it’s not fair, winning friendly vag over @Indie , not inviting @Indie into the throuple, not showing @Indie her butthole, pretending to be a virgin nude sharer

@lavendersilk - for not falling over, for not understanding abandonment, for sucking up, making @OrdinaryPerson open up her dictionary. *cough*, implying she’s not a perv, not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work, talking back to her boss, self punishment rather than letting me do it, not attempting to seduce her boss, lack of detail, denying friendship with @Wriggle , always being suspicious, “I know you are but what am I”?, every post of yours being sus, pointing out @crazychemgirl ‘s mistakes

@crazychemgirl - implying bribery works, posting in wank instead of shenanigans, suggesting boobs can be slutty by themselves, refusing to use Jill, not letting people have lives, for having abandonment issues, for not letting people know why, forgetting @Bry1313 when he was gone, being an abandoning traitor, making @Bry1313hum. “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now”, nominating a nomination I was nominating, not letting @OrdinaryPersonmention his other schtick, goose love, reminding @Bry1313 that his “friends” voted for me for the worst award, for not tagging @Lmizzler , size shaming, thinking @Cwtchseekerdoesn’t know, for beating @hotoldfguy to a reply on @morelikeasongpost in another thread, gibberish, breaking @morelikeasong ‘s streak of not being nominated for like 2 months, wanting but not seeking her own sandwich, not girlfriending together, making up rules, not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRainwhile getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit, pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list, assuming @OrdinaryPerson didn’t, leaving out the “r” in @hotoldrguy ‘s name, not knowing why she’s wanking

@salacioumonkey22 - being gone for 4 days and making @Kitty_so_frisky miss you, insinuating that @crazychemgirl is too far gone already, use of double negatives that hurt @Wriggle ‘s brain, using @Apisto42 ‘s favorite expression and it’s not about a perfect ass (complete with starfish) shot, using a old school phrase, cuz it’s true, knowing damn well what @crazychemgirl was saying, not putting text in his post, only putting quoted messages in his post, being mean to the POJ

@Mr_bogey - improper hashtag usage, because @MindYaBitness felt like it, he knows why, for snitching, trying to interrupt @StillRain ‘s sexathon with stupid wanker whining, for thinking this is off the rails, interrupting @StillRain ‘s sexy life with snitchy whiney pants posts, not being able to follow one rule, sending me a bitter, angry, dick pic (TWICE!!)

@Mrtenant - leaving us to fend for ourselves

@Qky75 - extra-wankerific behaviour, atrocious lack of wanking to get a vag pic, absolutely not understanding what site they’re on, for not directing his farts more precisely

@OrdinaryPerson - being more convincing than @crazychemgirl and her boobs are slutty, abandoning the wank thread, sending things to other people that @Bry1313 was supposed to get, pursuing a third best couple award with a third different person, for calling out us pervs, for confusing @lavendersilk , not realizing that’s @Bry1313 ‘s whole schtick. He won an award for it and everything, thinking you can’t, always stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s lit-girlfriends, Doubtery, for meme’ing in the wank space, thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ, not sharing proof of wanking (thrice), for being smart. Too smart, this question just to cause my hackles to rise

@dawn_of_night - mislabeling

@Kitty_so_frisky - for looking, yucking someone’s yum, quoting @crazychemgirl ‘s ineptitude, making @Lmizzler laugh out loud at work

@UnquietDreams - @Qk75 will think of something (twice), corn stars, blaming @crazychemgirl for being slow on the draw, not know why he’s wanking, jizzing all over Lit, Calling the adorably hilarious 90s version bad, Linking a gif from that exact same version, thirst, being too chicken to finish a nomination

@Bry1313 - for abandonment, for stalking @Otis_Ravelli ‘s family, for making @OrdinaryPerson momentarily panic, hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior, for thinking everyone follows his rules, thinking that I'll think that's a bad thing (twice), for referring to dictionary.com, for drama llamaing, thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif, pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing, being @Wriggle ‘s partner in thirst, not letting @morelikeasong watch

@Otis_Ravelli - standing nomination, for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

@Wand3rlust - for being a general nuisance, switching to Team @AmberLGreen now, confusing @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey again

@NRJLIVES4ever - having the coolest profile pic ever and making @Lmizzler want those sunglasses, broken emoji, humility. It has no place here, fake humility

@Wriggle - sad devotion to ancient, arbitrary, and avoidable grammar, Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob? (twice), bragging, having friends, not realizing that was supposed to be a secret, not presenting it, being demanding, attempting to rescind nominations

@AmberLGreen - making @lavendersilk think about someone wanking (or not) with their big toe (twice), making me picture someone wanking with their big toe (AGAIN!)

@Apisto42 - not realizing that size does matter, making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@Cwtchseeker - thinking that it’s not true in some respect, your name making meaning of “sandwich seeker” and now @crazychemgirl wants a sandwich

@hotoldrguy - making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@morelikeasong - being so gorgeous it makes @crazychemgirl jealous, not realizing she was nominated last week, trying to blame her wanking on a fish, not sitting on @Wriggle ‘s face, besmirching @Wriggle ‘s name, spying on @Cwtchseeker ’s search history, for making @Wriggle nominate her again, giving into @Wriggle ‘s thirsty demands, your own thirst while judging other’s thirst, not understand that boys only means boys only, that gif which just confuses my body every time you post it, neglecting the nuts, posting a gif from the bad 90s movie rather than the real He-Man Woman Hater Club, thinking @Bry1313 would ever neglect nuts, lying about @Wriggle who would never disclose our conversations to anyone outside our group, not giving nuts their proper attention

@Lmizzler - falling for it, posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it, being a He-Man Woman Hater

@LupineOne - not giving me his address, making @crazychemgirl hungry in more ways than one

@vagrantx - not knowing what it is/not liking apple butter

@Whiskeyjack - lobster ice cream, having a better Friday than @crazychemgirl, for threatening to speak to the manager over lobster ice cream picture responses, also for lobster ice cream

@__Nathan1968 - not realizing @Bry1313 was the nut neglecting hamster this time, sexual innuendo in these vaunted halls of this prestigious, thirst, sexualizing a mermaid
 
crazychemgirl said:
**** updated wanker nominations


@Amanda330 - bribery assumption, temping with future wank pics, being so pretty it’s not fair, winning friendly vag over @Indie , not inviting @Indie into the throuple, not showing @Indie her butthole, pretending to be a virgin nude sharer

@lavendersilk - for not falling over, for not understanding abandonment, for sucking up, making @OrdinaryPerson open up her dictionary. *cough*, implying she’s not a perv, not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work, talking back to her boss, self punishment rather than letting me do it, not attempting to seduce her boss, lack of detail, denying friendship with @Wriggle , always being suspicious, “I know you are but what am I”?, every post of yours being sus, pointing out @crazychemgirl ‘s mistakes

@crazychemgirl - implying bribery works, posting in wank instead of shenanigans, suggesting boobs can be slutty by themselves, refusing to use Jill, not letting people have lives, for having abandonment issues, for not letting people know why, forgetting @Bry1313 when he was gone, being an abandoning traitor, making @Bry1313hum. “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now”, nominating a nomination I was nominating, not letting @OrdinaryPersonmention his other schtick, goose love, reminding @Bry1313 that his “friends” voted for me for the worst award, for not tagging @Lmizzler , size shaming, thinking @Cwtchseekerdoesn’t know, for beating @hotoldfguy to a reply on @morelikeasongpost in another thread, gibberish, breaking @morelikeasong ‘s streak of not being nominated for like 2 months, wanting but not seeking her own sandwich, not girlfriending together, making up rules, not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRainwhile getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit, pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list, assuming @OrdinaryPerson didn’t, leaving out the “r” in @hotoldrguy ‘s name, not knowing why she’s wanking

@salacioumonkey22 - being gone for 4 days and making @Kitty_so_frisky miss you, insinuating that @crazychemgirl is too far gone already, use of double negatives that hurt @Wriggle ‘s brain, using @Apisto42 ‘s favorite expression and it’s not about a perfect ass (complete with starfish) shot, using a old school phrase, cuz it’s true, knowing damn well what @crazychemgirl was saying, not putting text in his post, only putting quoted messages in his post, being mean to the POJ

@Mr_bogey - improper hashtag usage, because @MindYaBitness felt like it, he knows why, for snitching, trying to interrupt @StillRain ‘s sexathon with stupid wanker whining, for thinking this is off the rails, interrupting @StillRain ‘s sexy life with snitchy whiney pants posts, not being able to follow one rule, sending me a bitter, angry, dick pic (TWICE!!)

@Mrtenant - leaving us to fend for ourselves

@Qky75 - extra-wankerific behaviour, atrocious lack of wanking to get a vag pic, absolutely not understanding what site they’re on, for not directing his farts more precisely

@OrdinaryPerson - being more convincing than @crazychemgirl and her boobs are slutty, abandoning the wank thread, sending things to other people that @Bry1313 was supposed to get, pursuing a third best couple award with a third different person, for calling out us pervs, for confusing @lavendersilk , not realizing that’s @Bry1313 ‘s whole schtick. He won an award for it and everything, thinking you can’t, always stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s lit-girlfriends, Doubtery, for meme’ing in the wank space, thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ, not sharing proof of wanking (thrice), for being smart. Too smart, this question just to cause my hackles to rise

@dawn_of_night - mislabeling

@Kitty_so_frisky - for looking, yucking someone’s yum, quoting @crazychemgirl ‘s ineptitude, making @Lmizzler laugh out loud at work

@UnquietDreams - @Qk75 will think of something (twice), corn stars, blaming @crazychemgirl for being slow on the draw, not know why he’s wanking, jizzing all over Lit, Calling the adorably hilarious 90s version bad, Linking a gif from that exact same version, thirst, being too chicken to finish a nomination

@Bry1313 - for abandonment, for stalking @Otis_Ravelli ‘s family, for making @OrdinaryPerson momentarily panic, hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior, for thinking everyone follows his rules, thinking that I'll think that's a bad thing (twice), for referring to dictionary.com, for drama llamaing, thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif, pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing, being @Wriggle ‘s partner in thirst, not letting @morelikeasong watch

@Otis_Ravelli - standing nomination, for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

@Wand3rlust - for being a general nuisance, switching to Team @AmberLGreen now, confusing @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey again

@NRJLIVES4ever - having the coolest profile pic ever and making @Lmizzler want those sunglasses, broken emoji, humility. It has no place here, fake humility

@Wriggle - sad devotion to ancient, arbitrary, and avoidable grammar, Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob? (twice), bragging, having friends, not realizing that was supposed to be a secret, not presenting it, being demanding, attempting to rescind nominations

@AmberLGreen - making @lavendersilk think about someone wanking (or not) with their big toe (twice), making me picture someone wanking with their big toe (AGAIN!)

@Apisto42 - not realizing that size does matter, making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@Cwtchseeker - thinking that it’s not true in some respect, your name making meaning of “sandwich seeker” and now @crazychemgirl wants a sandwich

@hotoldrguy - making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@morelikeasong - being so gorgeous it makes @crazychemgirl jealous, not realizing she was nominated last week, trying to blame her wanking on a fish, not sitting on @Wriggle ‘s face, besmirching @Wriggle ‘s name, spying on @Cwtchseeker ’s search history, for making @Wriggle nominate her again, giving into @Wriggle ‘s thirsty demands, your own thirst while judging other’s thirst, not understand that boys only means boys only, that gif which just confuses my body every time you post it, neglecting the nuts, posting a gif from the bad 90s movie rather than the real He-Man Woman Hater Club, thinking @Bry1313 would ever neglect nuts, lying about @Wriggle who would never disclose our conversations to anyone outside our group, not giving nuts their proper attention

@Lmizzler - falling for it, posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it, being a He-Man Woman Hater

@LupineOne - not giving me his address, making @crazychemgirl hungry in more ways than one

@vagrantx - not knowing what it is/not liking apple butter

@Whiskeyjack - lobster ice cream, having a better Friday than @crazychemgirl, for threatening to speak to the manager over lobster ice cream picture responses, also for lobster ice cream

@__Nathan1968 - not realizing @Bry1313 was the nut neglecting hamster this time, sexual innuendo in these vaunted halls of this prestigious, thirst, sexualizing a mermaid
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I've said it before, I'll say it again...There is a clear winner... and a loser.
 
crazychemgirl said:
Ok you wankers …. You’ve wanked VERY poorly this week …. I’m disappointed in all of you.

Here is your list of wank nominations.

…

@AmberLGreen - making @lavendersilk think about someone wanking (or not) with their big toe (twice), making me picture someone wanking with their big toe (AGAIN!)
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Nominated for confusing me with the lovely and awesome @lavendersilk

Wriggle said:
Nomination for @morelikeasong for giving into my thirsty demands, too easily.
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Nominating @morelikeasong for not sating everyone’s thirst 😋
 
Bry1313 said:
Nominated for not understanding boys only means boys only.
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Lmizzler said:
What happens in Man Club, stays in Man Club.
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Nominated for being petty about not getting an invite to the Friendly Vag Club

crazychemgirl said:
**** updated wanker nominations

…

@crazychemgirl - implying bribery works, posting in wank instead of shenanigans, suggesting boobs can be slutty by themselves, refusing to use Jill, not letting people have lives, for having abandonment issues, for not letting people know why, forgetting @Bry1313 when he was gone, being an abandoning traitor, making @Bry1313hum. “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now”, nominating a nomination I was nominating, not letting @OrdinaryPersonmention his other schtick, goose love, reminding @Bry1313 that his “friends” voted for me for the worst award, for not tagging @Lmizzler , size shaming, thinking @Cwtchseekerdoesn’t know, for beating @hotoldfguy to a reply on @morelikeasongpost in another thread, gibberish, breaking @morelikeasong ‘s streak of not being nominated for like 2 months, wanting but not seeking her own sandwich, not girlfriending together, making up rules, not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRainwhile getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit, pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list, assuming @OrdinaryPerson didn’t, leaving out the “r” in @hotoldrguy ‘s name, not knowing why she’s wanking
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That’s quite a list! Could we be about to see the first time a POJ awards themselves with a Wanker of the Week award? 😲
 
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