🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[morelikeasong]

I'm really happy.

Nominated for bragging

 

[lavendersilk]

Been chatting with my pals.

Nominated for having friends.

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for having friends.

Nomination for denying our friendship

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for bragging

Nomination for not sitting on my face.

 

[lavendersilk]

Nomination for denying our friendship

Nominated for not realizing that was supposed to be a secret.

 

[morelikeasong]

Nomination for not sitting on my face.

Nominated for not presenting it

 

[lavendersilk]

I know, I know *sad puppydog eyes*
But I use it in Indian style and Massaman curry in my Instapot too.

So. Fucking. Good.

Nominated for not giving me his address.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just wait till you see all the recipes

Nominated for making me hungry in more ways than one.

 

[LupineOne]

Nominated for making me hungry in more ways than one.

I’ll gladly take that nomination!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for self punishment rather than letting me do it.
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Nominated for posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it!

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominated for posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it!

Nominated for making me laugh out loud at work!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok you wankers….

I’m gonna try and get the currents nominations up today … so you only have 24 more hours to get in any last minute wanking nominations.

 

[LupineOne]

I thought you must be eating chowder cause this is the 2nd time Ive seen you mention chowder recently and I wanted the food porn

Isn't jam and jelly the same?

Nominated for this question just to cause my hackles to rise

 

[lavendersilk]

Why do you think he’s in so many of my replies to you all?

Nominated for thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif.

My turn to dish out an angry face
What on earth is apple butter, and how do I get rid of all of it at the same time

Nominated for not knowing what it is/not liking apple butter.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif.

Nominated for always being suspicious

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for always being suspicious

Uh... pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing.

 

[morelikeasong]

Belated nomination for @Wriggle for being demanding

 

[Bry1313]

Uh... pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing.

oh, whose number 1 am I trying to steal?

Nominated for “I know you are but what am I”?

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not realizing that was supposed to be a secret.

Nominated for every post of yours being sus

 

[Wriggle]

Belated nomination for @Wriggle for being demanding

When was I demanding and what did I want?

Re-Nomination for besmirching my name.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok you wankers….

I’m gonna try and get the currents nominations up today … so you only have 24 more hours to get in any last minute wanking nominations.

Nominated for providing a deadline she is going to ignore anyway.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok you wankers….

I’m gonna try and get the currents nominations up today … so you only have 24 more hours to get in any last minute wanking nominations.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve wanked VERY poorly this week …. I’m disappointed in all of you.

Here is your list of wank nominations.

@Amanda330 - bribery assumption, temping with future wank pics, being so pretty it’s not fair, winning friendly vag over @Indie , not inviting @Indie into the throuple, not showing @Indie her butthole, pretending to be a virgin nude sharer

@lavendersilk - for not falling over, for not understanding abandonment, for sucking up, making @OrdinaryPerson open up her dictionary. *cough*, implying she’s not a perv, not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work, talking back to her boss, self punishment rather than letting me do it, not attempting to seduce her boss, lack of detail, denying friendship with @Wriggle , always being suspicious, “I know you are but what am I”?, every post of yours being sus

@crazychemgirl - implying bribery works, posting in wank instead of shenanigans, suggesting boobs can be slutty by themselves, refusing to use Jill, not letting people have lives, for having abandonment issues, for not letting people know why, forgetting @Bry1313 when he was gone, being an abandoning traitor, making @Bry1313hum. “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now”, nominating a nomination I was nominating, not letting @OrdinaryPersonmention his other schtick, goose love, reminding @Bry1313 that his “friends” voted for me for the worst award, for not tagging @Lmizzler , size shaming, thinking @Cwtchseeker doesn’t know, for beating @hotoldfguy to a reply on @morelikeasongpost in another thread, gibberish, breaking @morelikeasong ‘s streak of not being nominated for like 2 months, wanting but not seeking her own sandwich, not girlfriending together, making up rules, not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRain while getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit, pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list, assuming @OrdinaryPerson didn't

@SalaciousMonkey22 - being gone for 4 days and making @Kitty_so_frisky miss you, insinuating that @crazychemgirl is too far gone already, use of double negatives that hurt @Wriggle ‘s brain, using @Apisto42 ‘s favorite expression and it’s not about a perfect ass (complete with starfish) shot, using a old school phrase, cuz it’s true, knowing damn well what @crazychemgirl was saying, not putting text in his post, only putting quoted messages in his post

@Mr_bogey - improper hashtag usage, because @MindYaBitness felt like it, he knows why, for snitching, trying to interrupt @StillRain ‘s sexathon with stupid wanker whining, for thinking this is off the rails

@Mrtenant - leaving us to fend for ourselves

@Qky75 - extra-wankerific behaviour, atrocious lack of wanking to get a vag pic, absolutely not understanding what site they’re on, for not directing his farts more precisely

@OrdinaryPerson - being more convincing than @crazychemgirl and her boobs are slutty, abandoning the wank thread, sending things to other people that @Bry1313 was supposed to get, pursuing a third best couple award with a third different person, for calling out us pervs, for confusing @lavendersilk , not realizing that’s @Bry1313 ‘s whole schtick. He won an award for it and everything, thinking you can’t, always stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s lit-girlfriends, Doubtery, for meme’ing in the wank space, thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ, not sharing proof of wanking (thrice), for being smart. Too smart, this question just to cause my hackles to rise

@dawn_of_night - mislabeling

@Kitty_so_frisky - for looking, yucking someone’s yum, quoting @crazychemgirl ‘s ineptitude, making @Lmizzler laugh out loud at work

@UnquietDreams - @Qk75 will think of something (twice), corn stars, blaming @crazychemgirl for being slow on the draw

@Bry1313 - for abandonment, for stalking @Otis_Ravelli ‘s family, for making @OrdinaryPerson momentarily panic, hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior, for thinking everyone follows his rules, thinking that I'll think that's a bad thing (twice), for referring to dictionary.com, for drama llamaing, thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif, pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing

@Otis_Ravelli - standing nomination, for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

@Wand3rlust - for being a general nuisance, switching to Team @AmberLGreen now, confusing @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey again

@NRJLIVES4ever - having the coolest profile pic ever and making @Lmizzler want those sunglasses, broken emoji, humility. It has no place here, fake humility

@Wriggle - sad devotion to ancient, arbitrary, and avoidable grammar, Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob? (twice), bragging, having friends, not realizing that was supposed to be a secret, not presenting it, being demanding

@AmberLGreen - making @lavendersilk think about someone wanking (or not) with their big toe (twice), making me picture someone wanking with their big toe (AGAIN!)

@Apisto42 - not realizing that size does matter, making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@Cwtchseeker - thinking that it’s not true in some respect, your name making meaning of “sandwich seeker” and now @crazychemgirl wants a sandwich

@hotoldrguy - making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@morelikeasong - being so gorgeous it makes @crazychemgirl jealous, not realizing she was nominated last week, trying to blame her wanking on a fish, not sitting on @Wriggle ‘s face, besmirching @Wriggle ‘s name, spying on @Cwtchseeker ’s search history

@Lmizzler - falling for it, posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it

@LupineOne - not giving me his address, making @crazychemgirl hungry in more ways than one

@vagrantx - not knowing what it is/not liking apple

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apple butter hummus?

Cuz yuck.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok you wankers …. You’ve wanked VERY poorly this week …. I’m disappointed in all of you.

Here is your list of wank nominations.

@Amanda330 - bribery assumption, temping with future wank pics, being so pretty it’s not fair, winning friendly vag over @Indie , not inviting @Indie into the throuple, not showing @Indie her butthole, pretending to be a virgin nude sharer

@lavendersilk - for not falling over, for not understanding abandonment, for sucking up, making @OrdinaryPerson open up her dictionary. *cough*, implying she’s not a perv, not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work, talking back to her boss, self punishment rather than letting me do it, not attempting to seduce her boss, lack of detail, denying friendship with @Wriggle , always being suspicious, “I know you are but what am I”?, every post of yours being sus

@crazychemgirl - implying bribery works, posting in wank instead of shenanigans, suggesting boobs can be slutty by themselves, refusing to use Jill, not letting people have lives, for having abandonment issues, for not letting people know why, forgetting @Bry1313 when he was gone, being an abandoning traitor, making @Bry1313hum. “I don’t want no consequence, consequence, consequence, I don’t want no consequences chasing me right now”, nominating a nomination I was nominating, not letting @OrdinaryPersonmention his other schtick, goose love, reminding @Bry1313 that his “friends” voted for me for the worst award, for not tagging @Lmizzler , size shaming, thinking @Cwtchseeker doesn’t know, for beating @hotoldguy to a reply on @morelikeasongpost in another thread, gibberish, breaking @morelikeasong ‘s streak of not being nominated for like 2 months, wanting but not seeking her own sandwich, not girlfriending together, making up rules, not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRain while getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit, pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list, assuming @OrdinaryPerson didn't

@salacioumonkey22 - being gone for 4 days and making @Kitty_so_frisky miss you, insinuating that @crazychemgirl is too far gone already, use of double negatives that hurt @Wriggle ‘s brain, using @Apisto42 ‘s favorite expression and it’s not about a perfect ass (complete with starfish) shot, using a old school phrase, cuz it’s true, knowing damn well what @crazychemgirl was saying, not putting text in his post, only putting quoted messages in his post

@Mr_bogey - improper hashtag usage, because @MindYaBitness felt like it, he knows why, for snitching, trying to interrupt @StillRain ‘s sexathon with stupid wanker whining, for thinking this is off the rails

@Mrtenant - leaving us to fend for ourselves

@Qky75 - extra-wankerific behaviour, atrocious lack of wanking to get a vag pic, absolutely not understanding what site they’re on, for not directing his farts more precisely

@OrdinaryPerson - being more convincing than @crazychemgirl and her boobs are slutty, abandoning the wank thread, sending things to other people that @Bry1313 was supposed to get, pursuing a third best couple award with a third different person, for calling out us pervs, for confusing @lavendersilk , not realizing that’s @Bry1313 ‘s whole schtick. He won an award for it and everything, thinking you can’t, always stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s lit-girlfriends, Doubtery, for meme’ing in the wank space, thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ, not sharing proof of wanking (thrice), for being smart. Too smart, this question just to cause my hackles to rise

@dawn_of_night - mislabeling

@Kitty_so_frisky - for looking, yucking someone’s yum, quoting @crazychemgirl ‘s ineptitude, making @Lmizzler laugh out loud at work

@UnquietDreams - @Qk75 will think of something (twice), corn stars, blaming @crazychemgirl for being slow on the draw

@Bry1313 - for abandonment, for stalking @Otis_Ravelli ‘s family, for making @OrdinaryPerson momentarily panic, hypocritically nominating for offboard behavior, for thinking everyone follows his rules, thinking that I'll think that's a bad thing (twice), for referring to dictionary.com, for drama llamaing, thinking he owns a suspicious dauchsand gif, pot meet kettle??? Nominated for the same thing

@Otis_Ravelli - standing nomination, for having a mother who was a hamster and a father who smelt of elderberries

@Wand3rlust - for being a general nuisance, switching to Team @AmberLGreen now, confusing @Bry1313 and @Mr_bogey again

@NRJLIVES4ever - having the coolest profile pic ever and making @Lmizzler want those sunglasses, broken emoji, humility. It has no place here, fake humility

@Wriggle - sad devotion to ancient, arbitrary, and avoidable grammar, Do Americans call genital warts corn on the cob knob? (twice), bragging, having friends, not realizing that was supposed to be a secret, not presenting it, being demanding

@AmberLGreen - making @lavendersilk think about someone wanking (or not) with their big toe (twice), making me picture someone wanking with their big toe (AGAIN!)

@Apisto42 - not realizing that size does matter, making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@Cwtchseeker - thinking that it’s not true in some respect, your name making meaning of “sandwich seeker” and now @crazychemgirl wants a sandwich, spying on my search history

@hotoldrguy - making @AmberLGreen have a valid point

@morelikeasong - being so gorgeous it makes @crazychemgirl jealous, not realizing she was nominated last week, trying to blame her wanking on a fish, not sitting on @Wriggle ‘s face, besmirching @Wriggle ‘s name

@Lmizzler - falling for it, posting a weak-wristed spanking gif. If you’re gonna spank her, spank her like you mean it

@LupineOne - not giving me his address, making @crazychemgirl hungry in more ways than one

@vagrantx - not knowing what it is/not liking apple

Nominated for leaving an "r" out of @hotoldrguy 's name.