🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

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Nominated for meme’ing in the wank space.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for Doubtery.

Nominated for falling for it
Also I love you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for meme’ing in the wank space.

Nominated for making up rules

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for making up rules

Nominated for thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ

Nominated for not knowing the point is to do free work for @StillRain while getting abuse from @AmberLGreen and everyone else on Lit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dear fuckfest Litster

We all know you needed your vag serviced and are so very happy that his cock is getting deep in your pit (did you like my aviation reference there?). However, how can you jet off and leave the WoTW in such incapable hands? Your current PoJ is showing very little commitment, popping up and there (when her lazy arse can be bothered) and it is very clear that she isn’t wanking when absent from the thread.

The “usual” crowd of wankers are running amok and giving nominations for very dubious wanking efforts. It is almost at a point where somebody is going to be nominated for having a big toe FFS (and not for wanking with it either).

There is plenty of jizz (I don’t really like that word) flying around. Nobody knows whose it is or where it is going to land (that probably rules out most of the over 60s). There are that many cum trails, it looks like a bowl of plain cooked spaghetti has been dumped. All the certificates are going to be totally ruined and I think that is the intention of the PoJ. Still pissed that they didn’t get one. In spite of this, the wanking is well below the usual standard. I am refusing to wank until you are back at the top of the leadership ladder. Bring the Sausage with you because this is going to be one hell of a clean up.


On the plus side, it looks like @Bry1313 might finally lose the title of the worst PoJ and @crazychemgirl can add it to her list of honours

Yours

Avoiding the flying jizz Litster

Nominated for making me picture someone wanking with their big toe

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

nominated for not realizing that size does matter.

Nominating for thinking that it’s not true in some respect.

Nominated for your name making meaning of “sandwich seeker” and now I want a sandwich.

I mean, that could be true as well.. don’t wanna kink shame.


Also … nominated for being so gorgeous it makes me jealous

Nominated cuz it’s true.

Nominated for knowing damn well what I was saying

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for not putting text in his post.

Nominated for not realizing she was nominated last week

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for only putting quoted messages in his post.

Nominated for trying to blame her wanking on a fish.

Nominated for always stealing my lit-girlfriends

Nominated for meme’ing in the wank space.

Nominated for thinking that’s not the whole point of the POJ

Nominated for pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for making me picture someone wanking with their big toe

Nominated for yucking someone’s yum

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for pretending to be overwhelmed by the volume of nominations, then making more work for her minions that manage the nomination list

nominated for quoting my ineptitude

 

[crazychemgirl]

Come on ya wankers… don’t make me worse than @Bry1313 by not showing up with your absolute A game of wankification …. We need wanking of epic proportions!! We need such wanking the world has never SEEEEEEN before!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I nominate myself for not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work.

I'm my own boss, but I had to give myself a stern talking to so I set a good example.

 

[Nicefella]

I nominate @lavendersilk for talking back to her boss.

 

[Lmizzler]

I nominate myself for not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work.

I'm my own boss, but I had to give myself a stern talking to so I set a good example.

Nominated for self punishment rather than letting me do it.
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[hotoldrguy]

Come on ya wankers… don’t make me worse than @Bry1313 by not showing up with your absolute A game of wankification …. We need wanking of epic proportions!! We need such wanking the world has never SEEEEEEN before!!!

https://media.tenor.com/A0OEjeQEez0AAAAM/ted-sick.gif

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I nominate myself for not wanking last night which meant wanking this morning and being late to work.

I'm my own boss, but I had to give myself a stern talking to so I set a good example.

Nominated for not attempting to seduce her boss.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Come on ya wankers… don’t make me worse than @Bry1313 by not showing up with your absolute A game of wankification …. We need wanking of epic proportions!! We need such wanking the world has never SEEEEEEN before!!!

I wanked last night, does that count?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wanked last night, does that count?

Nominated for not sharing proof of wanking.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominated for not sharing proof of wanking.

Seconded

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for not attempting to seduce her boss.

Who says I didn't.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Who says I didn't.

Nominated for lack of detail

 

[lavendersilk]

Seconded

Thirthirthirthirded

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for not sharing proof of wanking.

Nominated for assuming I didn't

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thirthirthirthirded

Did you just 1 and 1/3'ed it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Did you just 1 and 1/3'ed it?

Nominated for being smart. Too smart.

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for not sharing proof of wanking.

Who said she didn't?