Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Isn't jam and jelly the same?

You did not ask this today.


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[Bry1313]

What can I say … I’m hankering for some angry sex

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[LupineOne]

I thought you must be eating chowder cause this is the 2nd time Ive seen you mention chowder recently and I wanted the food porn

Isn't jam and jelly the same?

No. No, no, no.

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

NO!

 

[Qky75]

Good night friends.... and the rest of you

 

[Bry1313]

Dear God, that was so painfully Midwestern!

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I can give some of you a pass occasionally, but I still get to make fun of @Bry1313 , right? I might explode if I was the only one who couldn’t

So mean

No kitty.

If you make fun of @Bry1313 you will have to deal with my wrath.

This is why we have our chat, moments like these.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You did not ask this today.


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Fruit spread is also the same

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And there’s the reason OP and I would never work out I’d need at LEAST 7 more Os before you went to sleep, bare minimum. I need Os like @Indie needs to be told she’s perfection personified and has a cute butt

I am lazy but doesn't it only take like 5 minutes to get you 8 O's? I think I can muster the energy

 

[HeavyBalls]

You did not ask this today.


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Puttin' on the foil!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

This is why we have our chat, moments like these.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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So mean

I mean I can relate to you on food icks, you’re not painfully midwestern in that department, but that doesn’t mean you get a free pass on being the worst

Fruit spread is also the same

What about preserves? Marmalade? Apple butter?

I am lazy but doesn't it only take like 5 minutes to get you 8 O's? I think I can muster the energy

Close, but not quite Can take a few minutes to build up to the first one, some last like a couple minutes each, with a little time in-between, at first. Then maybe by like the 6th or so, I’ll be sensitive enough that THEN I could maybe have like 8 Os in the following 10 mins. They last too long to go 8 Os in 5 mins though

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. No, no, no.

NO!

It’s going to be ok

 

[positiveflirt]

Close, but not quite Can take a few minutes to build up to the first one, some last like a couple minutes each, with a little time in-between, at first. Then maybe by like the 6th or so, I’ll be sensitive enough that THEN I could maybe have like 8 Os in the following 10 mins. They last too long to go 8 Os in 5 mins though

*takes notes in case there's a test*

 

[Qky75]

It’s going to be ok

TF it is! I'm on the wolf's side.


Edit....

Oh and good morning

 

[Bry1313]

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Oh, you found my dog.

 

[Bry1313]

Fruit spread is also the same

Enjoy your diet jam.

 

[LupineOne]

It’s going to be ok

*points up*
The horror…

I thought this was a safe space!

…Oh, yes, right…good morning y’all.
Just thought I’d add in my own existential crisis, courtesy of our fearless leader and @OrdinaryPerson

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh, you found my dog.

That's your dog?

 

[Bry1313]

That's your dog?

Why do you think he’s in so many of my replies to you all?

 

[Bry1313]

*points up*
The horror…

I thought this was a safe space!

…Oh, yes, right…good morning y’all.
Just thought I’d add in my own existential crisis, courtesy of our fearless leader and @OrdinaryPerson

That’s what they do

 

[LupineOne]

That’s what they do

And on a Friday, no less! The nerve!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night friends.... and the rest of you

Good morning Q

 

[vagrantx]

Apple butter?

My turn to dish out an angry face
What on earth is apple butter, and how do I get rid of all of it at the same time

 

[Bry1313]

My turn to dish out an angry face
What on earth is apple butter, and how do I get rid of all of it at the same time

Why do you hate delicious things?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_butter

 

[vagrantx]

Why do you hate delicious things?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_butter

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[lavendersilk]

My turn to dish out an angry face
What on earth is apple butter, and how do I get rid of all of it at the same time

There is something a little better than apple butter... fried apples. I say fried loosely as a term that is used when you basically saute something in a whole lot of butter. It is divine on warm biscuits.