Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

How can you be a lazy lover? I thought you wore that "best couple" title because you're so damned prolific. That takes some work!

It did take so much work. There's a reason my other half won the wanking award right after

 

[crazychemgirl]

I loathe the word ellipses. It makes no sense. Ellipsis sounds like an arc. A half circle and back again. Ellipse... Elliptical... Oval. Not dot dot dot.

Dot dot dot

It’s a dumb word for a glorious thing…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

I knew you loved me

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

Now you're just saying whatever pops into your head to make me mad.
Jam ≠ Jelly
Sweater ≠ Hoodie
Chowder ≠ Soup

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I loathe the word ellipses. It makes no sense. Ellipses sounds like an arc. A half circle and back again. Ellipse... Elliptical... Oval. Not dot dot dot.

Dot dot dot

Aww. Now I know you're not actually a native speaker because you're trying to make sense of the English language. That never goes well

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

pssssst …. She bribed her way to the award.

Bribes are so much work

 

[vagrantx]

Aww. Now I know you're not actually a native speaker because you're trying to make sense of the English language. That never goes well

DOT DOT DOT

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a feeling so many of us are Gen X or millennials

Really?

Omg I just saw a post in Facebook … it’s almost time for soup season.

There it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now you're just saying whatever pops into your head to make me mad.
Jam ≠ Jelly
Sweater ≠ Hoodie
Chowder ≠ Soup

What can I say … I’m hankering for some angry sex

 

[crazychemgirl]

DOT DOT DOT

This just makes me think of Mamma Mia

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

DOT DOT DOT

If you're actually curious about the etymology though

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What can I say … I’m hankering for some angry sex

I thought you were hankering for soup?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought you were hankering for soup?

Well … that too.


It can be both ya know.

 

[vagrantx]

What can I say … I’m hankering for some angry sex

https://i.imgur.com/5UuCwmz.jpeg

 

[lavendersilk]

If you're actually curious about the etymology though

View attachment 2375085

Talk nerdy to me, baby.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.imgur.com/5UuCwmz.jpeg

You don’t like my ellipses … … … ?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well … that too.


It can be both ya know.

Seems like a dangerous combination

 

[Qky75]

Same bro

Same

 

[vagrantx]

If you're actually curious about the etymology though

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"1753, from French ellipse (17c.), from Latin ellipsis "ellipse," also, "a falling short, deficit," from Greek elleipsis (see ellipsis). So called because the conic section of the cutting plane makes a smaller angle with the base than does the side of the cone, hence, a "falling short.""

Huh. So oval and dot dot dot have the same origins due to the arc not reaching all the way.

Today I learned something! Thanks!

 

[lavendersilk]

Seems like a dangerous combination

That's it, baby! Don't st-

Ow, ow, ouch! Hot soup!

 

[vagrantx]

still hate it tho

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's it, baby! Don't st-

Ow, ow, ouch! Hot soup!

Lmfao … this is dangerously close to my terribly flirting prompt with wax

 

[vagrantx]

You don’t like my ellipses … … … ?

Just use the way more universally accepted dotdotdot^3

kthxbye!

 

[dawn_of_night]

A pic... of my chowder?
No... because it's not chowder season yet.


That's like saying jam and jelly are the same thing.

I so support you in you right here, but I do not know how to help you win....
So ... Go get em Jack!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lmfao … this is dangerously close to my terribly flirting prompt with wax

Riight.... Lol