Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

There is a severe lack of tentacle porn available that isn’t censored.

The curse of JAV clips

 

[vagrantx]

Pornhub is surprisingly lacking of tentacle hentai gifs. I am disappoint.

Yeah you kinda have to use less mainstream sites

https://e-hentai.org/?f_search=tentacle+gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is the unsexiest conversation to have ever occurred in sex and shenanigans

No, that was the conversation about whether Alexander Hamilton had a chance to be President before the Hamilton–Reynolds affair pamphlet. You nominated me for it, and I won Wanker of the Week, thanks to you. It is linked in my sig.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You do remember I like tentacles, right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wheaton!
WHEATON!
WWHEEAAATOON!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm delicious.

I well believe it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I well believe it.

I beat you to it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I beat you to it.

Oh, sweetie, you can beat me all you like.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t know where this is but I want to be there.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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I don’t know where this is but I want to be there.

I want to go to there!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Welp, I just ordered two california rolls because of this thread. Thanks

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welp, I just ordered two california rolls because of this thread. Thanks

I’m ashamed to admit the amount of food choices I’ve made because of shenanigans

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, I'm game.

I know I’ve posted something to the effect of “treat me like a doughnut. Lick me, nibble and bite me, glaze me and fill my holes with cream” in the past, but…

Snack food - Spicy pork rinds and sour cream to dip them in. I know, I'm weird, but it's my low-carb replacement for chips and french onion dip.

Actual meal: Just a good ol' greasy cheeseburger. Whether it's homemade or the bar down the street who has the best bar food around.

Show - Star Trek. Next Generaton or DS9. Others are OK but those are MY go to.

Movie: Midway, the OG from 1976 or the remake from 2019, both are solid.

Ritual: Reloading ammo or sharpening a knife. There's something oddly relaxing about it.

Can I just “” the cheeseburger part and none of the rest?

I love starting sentences with I VERY (very is worse than a lot) much and use ellipses A LOT. The habit is difficult to break and I'm filled with self-loathing.

Ellipses are my love language.

...

I'm feeling so supported by my ... Fellow elipsenites

You and me both. There is a song by Aimee Mann called "I Should Have Known," where the chorus is "I should have known, dot dot dot." That's my jam...

I have a feeling so many of us are Gen X or millennials

Gen X here.

Same bro

I, too, am a serial ellipses abuser. I saw a report last week or so about how the overuse of ellipses is a very millennial (or older, I guess) thing to do, and it drives Gen Zers crazy. Keep doing what you’re doing, fellow Olds

On the flip side of this... chat/text apps that have the dancing ellipses cause anxiety when you see them, you watch and wait... and then they disappear.

I very much hate those.

Right?!
Fuck me... I hate that
Just fucking hit send Bro!

Okay, that I can agree with!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m ashamed to admit the amount of food choices I’ve made because of shenanigans

I sliced up and air fried hotdogs.

Ate Brussels sprouts.

Air fried radishes.

Two of the three I have done multiple times since.

 

[Mrtenant]

Trading Litbucks for boobs....inbox is open. Name your price!

 

[SherlockianMan]

I sliced up and air fried hotdogs.

Ate Brussels sprouts.

Air fried radishes.

Two of the three I have done multiple times since.

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

 

[dawn_of_night]

I sliced up and air fried hotdogs.

Ate Brussels sprouts.

Air fried radishes.

Two of the three I have done multiple times since.

Wait.... Did I miss the radish conversation?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

Right... Same or on buttered toast...

 

[HeavyBalls]

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At least something's looking at me...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Trading Litbucks for boobs....inbox is open. Name your price!

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Wonder how that would work with a loonie or toonie...

 

[Mrtenant]

Wonder how that would work with a loonie or toonie...

Have at it. Right now it's Litbucks. C'mon now!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

Wait.... Did I miss the radish conversation?

Hello and welcome to my OnlyPans. Tonight we're frying radishes!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also …post orgasm, of course.

I'm passed out sleeping instead of eating soup

Maybe I'm a lazy lover

And there’s the reason OP and I would never work out I’d need at LEAST 7 more Os before you went to sleep, bare minimum. I need Os like @Indie needs to be told she’s perfection personified and has a cute butt

I'm more of a chowder person, myself.

Every time I see a New Englander type “chowder,” I hear Mayor Quimby saying “chowda” in my head!

Soups are thin and broth-based. Chowders are thick and cream-based. And don't get me started on that Manhattan clam "chowder" BS.

Soup is soup. Broth is soup. Stock is soup. Consommé is soup. Stew is soup. Chowder is soup.

A pic... of my chowder?
No... because it's not chowder season yet.


That's like saying jam and jelly are the same thing.

Jam is jam is jam … jelly is jam

Okay, you lost me there. Jam is jelly, not the other way around!

Just like a sweater is a sweater is a sweater … a hoodie is a sweater

Except when it’s a sweatshirt!

 

[morelikeasong]

Air fried radishes has me intrigued. I usually eat them raw with a dash of salt

They taste totally different roasted! If you’ve never had it, you should try.