Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

Ahhh…I admit I don’t know your exact age, but thought there might be enough common interest to say hi anyway
If I was still actively recruiting for Team Kitty FFL team, there’s a good chance I would have pounced you myself months ago after the Santa hat and Scooby Doo reveal


From one of my favorite The Oatmeal comics!
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Iiiiiihhh I haven't read the Oatmeal in years! Thank you for reminding me of that hilarious wonderful site

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahhh…I admit I don’t know your exact age, but thought there might be enough common interest to say hi anyway
If I was still actively recruiting for Team Kitty FFL team, there’s a good chance I would have pounced you myself months ago after the Santa hat and Scooby Doo reveal

I am old -- 56. Bur I still have the Santa hat around here...

(And still shy, heh.)

 

[BrendaBear]

I am old -- 56. But I still have the Santa hat around here...

(And still shy, heh.)

56? Holy cats man!!! That's so f-ing old! It's... well... younger than me... but still!!! Old I tell ya!

*not a lot younger than me*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What can  I we do to help you?

Praise. Lots of praise.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Praise. Lots of praise.

You rock!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Sure, but that part would be a lot less creepy if he at least introduced himself and said hello first!

Hello!

 

[lavendersilk]

Praise. Lots of praise.

https://media.tenor.com/wyQaa2symuoAAAAi/praise-idol.gif

 

[vagrantx]

Praise. Lots of praise.

https://vocaroo.com/11QjH5SIiyjF

 

[Trubbycat]

My birthday is a month out and I expect boobs.

 

[lavendersilk]

Praise. Lots of praise.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahhh…I admit I don’t know your exact age, but thought there might be enough common interest to say hi anyway
If I was still actively recruiting for Team Kitty FFL team, there’s a good chance I would have pounced you myself months ago after the Santa hat and Scooby Doo reveal


From one of my favorite The Oatmeal comics!
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Fine, I said, "Hi, I am too old, but that was utterly charming."

 

[UnquietDreams]

My birthday is a month out and I expect boobs.

 

[BrendaBear]

My birthday is a month out and I expect boobs.

Putting the order in early... that's very wise!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Praise. Lots of praise.

You’re awesome and your butt is cute AF

Ooh…this video was set in my hometown, but actually filmed in Westwood. As someone who took countless dance classes in Torrance, I can confirm the Torrance Community Dance Group is fictional.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

https://vocaroo.com/11QjH5SIiyjF

Fuck...

 

[vagrantx]

Fuck...

Just missing a couple of fingers nestled tightly in your hair

(i hope i helped!)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Praise. Lots of praise.

Well, V did the whisper, and so well.

How about this: https://voca.ro/1e1ytD6p7lXU

 

[Wand3rlust]

Praise. Lots of praise.

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN3ppaTEyZms4eGtsYjl4cW1vbGxldm8wampveWgxYnltMXRtMW45bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kGcrwfW60dya2RqaaW/giphy.gif

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/J8SDsYE8NFAAAAAd/approaching-annie-murphy.gif

God I love her

 

[BrendaBear]

God I love her

That little clip is really funny to me, because I totally have done almost exactly what she does… I just didn’t look nearly so cute doing it.

 

[Bbl87]

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN3ppaTEyZms4eGtsYjl4cW1vbGxldm8wampveWgxYnltMXRtMW45bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kGcrwfW60dya2RqaaW/giphy.gif

I mean, I'm not a girl. But I suddenly have the urge to be a bad girl after hearing that...

 

[__Nathan1968]

My birthday is less than a month away.

I want dick tricks in my in-box.

Dick tricks can be traded for much greater things. Boobs, certainly. Vag, perhaps? ️? You never can tell.

 

[Ricardus]

I'm such a schmuck... when someone says that to me, even though whatever I said was a joke, I immediately feel really bad, like I singled someone out unintentionally or something.

Hmmm... I probably should not have shared that here....

I mean, that phrase has a long history of intentionality!