SalaciousMonkey22
Let’s get cozy 🍁🍂
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What canI've had two... this month.
I may have had another one to help with the depressing comments.Did everyone get bummed out by the lack of orgasms and wander off?![]()
Im cool with @Kitty_so_frisky feeling badI'm such a schmuck... when someone says that to me, even though whatever I said was a joke, I immediately feel really bad, like I singled someone out unintentionally or something.![]()
Hmmm... I probably should not have shared that here....
Watch out @SalaciousMonkey22What canIwe do to help you?
You are not!
You are not!I was saying they need to work harder and get those numbers up to earn the trophy they already got.
Did you at least message the librarian?And I have been working, or not working, to balance that out...
I like all the weird ones you only care about for a few minutes every four years. Canoeing and kayaking, for example. Pentathlon, one of the holdovers from the military games. Team handball, which I can only seem to find in Olympic years. Rugby sevens, which I like better than full team rugby. Surfing, which I love to watch anyway. Boxing, wrestling, judo, taekwondo, which all got pushed out of the spotlight for MMA. Skateboarding, sport climbing, and I am looking forward to break dancing as an Olympic sport. (Still not as weird as pigeon murder, which was one in the past.)Ok … fucking FINE!
What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
Just my thoughts... but I think massaging the librarian sounds like a better plan.Did you at least message the librarian?![]()
He has done it successfully before...One of these days you’ll learn how to embed a gif, old man![]()
Sure, but that part would be a lot less creepy if he at least introduced himself and said hello first!Just my thoughts... but I think massaging the librarian sounds like a better plan.
Just sayin'
Beat me by two...I've had two... this month.
No, I did not. Heh.Did you at least message the librarian?![]()
How canBeat me by two...
Don't 'sad' at me. I was outside of her age range.Did you at least message the librarian?![]()
Why does this response make me think of those kitties that lays back, showing her pretty soft belly... then when the fool reaches for a soft rub, the claws come out and she attacks....Sure, but that part would be a lot less creepy if he at least introduced himself and said hello first!
Be careful what you wish forSo…speaking of orgasms…
Reminder
My birthday is in 2.5 weeks, and what I want is 41 orgasms. Not my own this time, I want 41 orgasms from you pretty pervs and wonderful weirdos! I will be accepting cumshot vids, cumshot pics, O-face vids, O-face pics, Vocaroos, tributes…maaaybe even very descriptive essays or poems. Multiple Os will be accepted too! I just want everyone to cum with/for me on my birthday!![]()
You're not outside of mine and I... have a library card... and books.Don't 'sad' at me. I was outside of her age range.
(And shy.)
And a Cardigans album...You're not outside of mine and I... have a library card... and books.![]()
https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdontxS27M1rau2uso1_500.gifSomeone has to keep the quota of orgasms up here in shenanigans … if we left it up to some of you we’d be dry and barren.
Ahhh…I admit I don’t know your exact age, but thought there might be enough common interest to say hi anywayDon't 'sad' at me. I was outside of her age range.
(And shy.)
From one of my favorite The Oatmeal comics!Why does this response make me think of those kitties that lays back, showing her pretty soft belly... then when the fool reaches for a soft rub, the claws come out and she attacks....
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