Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

My birthday is less than a month away.

I want dick tricks in my in-box.

Dick tricks can be traded for much greater things. Boobs, certainly. Vag, perhaps? ️? You never can tell.

 

[vagrantx]

Remember shenanigang … orgasms can come from any source.

Masturbation, mutual masturbation, sex, oral, hands, feet, toes …


Sorry I just make myself puke.



Ok back… it can with a stranger, a friend, an enemy, yourself… your partner…


It can be in a bed, a chair, a car, a pool, a shower, the back of your closet…

remember, you pervs, in the s&s lair
o's can be had anytime anywhere
with face feet or toes, with a touch here and there,
in a bed in a chair, or while flying mid air.

masturbation's a wonder, a yummy delihgt
with a partner, alone, morning noon or at night
with a friend or a stranger, either one is a thrill
in a car, in a pool, any place if you will

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

remember, you pervs, in the s&s lair
o's can be had anytime anywhere
with face feet or toes, with a touch here and there,
in a bed in a chair, or while flying mid air.

masturbation's a wonder, a yummy delihgt
with a partner, alone, morning noon or at night
with a friend or a stranger, either one is a thrill
in a car, in a pool, any place if you will

You. Me. Total besties.

 

[LupineOne]

remember, you pervs, in the s&s lair
o's can be had anytime anywhere
with face feet or toes, with a touch here and there,
in a bed in a chair, or while flying mid air.

masturbation's a wonder, a yummy delihgt
with a partner, alone, morning noon or at night
with a friend or a stranger, either one is a thrill
in a car, in a pool, any place if you will

Brilliant

 

[HarryHill]

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[Bry1313]

How?! I didn’t give them the trophy

Your messages might as well be, siding with them coupling is not the path to 41.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

Yeah @Indie go do what she said

 

[LupineOne]

https://vocaroo.com/11QjH5SIiyjF

Fuck...

Well done

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/1k2HBC4DgyA0

I never did do what I was told...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson Time to step up and earn that Best Couple trophy!

Its just a little weird for me that she calls me her husband

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I loved that show

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I loved that show

Me too! Binged it again on Tubi last week

 

[positiveflirt]

Good morning gang!
I'm going to need coffee funnelled into my face today please.

 

[LupineOne]

Its just a little weird for me that she calls me her husband

It’s the 10 inch cock, isn’t it?

 

[LupineOne]

Morning Shenanigang

I really don’t wanna today!

 

[lavendersilk]

https://i.imgur.com/Cqh6JtZ.gif

 

[LupineOne]

https://i.imgur.com/Cqh6JtZ.gif

“No! It’s mine! All mine!”

 

[crazychemgirl]

No boss at work today!!!

 

[LupineOne]

No boss at work today!!!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/j78GDmi70Lrlkjhc6F/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952zpkxeop9eyrlkoseu0pqiv6wp9kw3oyagqyvdsur&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

No boss at work today!!!

You work with Springsteen?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No boss at work today!!!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/j78GDmi70Lrlkjhc6F/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952zpkxeop9eyrlkoseu0pqiv6wp9kw3oyagqyvdsur&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I mean…it would be such a wasted opportunity to burn it all down before having sex in the boss’s office first…

 

[LupineOne]

I mean…it would be such a wasted opportunity to burn it all down before having sex in the boss’s office first…

Very good point! @crazychemgirl you up for a threesome?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Very good point! @crazychemgirl you up for a threesome?

I’m ALWAYS on board with a 3some!!!