Sex & Shenanigans

Escape from monkey Island!!!!
Bonus points!! :love: Unfortunately the prize section is currently empty... But you won honor and glory!

I did not like the Monkey Kombat section...
And you as well!

Yeah, it was a cheap ripoff from the insult sword fighting. The entire game felt off. I did love having Murray as a barker on the street, and the whole tourist attraction feel, but the game was meh. As was 5. And 6....
 
Fuck it. I lost my first friendly vag friend. You’re all my friendly vag friends now! 🐱

(Except @OrdinaryPerson , who is my friendly bag friend 🛍️🥖)

You calling me a pussy?!?!?!!

I presume this is sometimes in spirit more than physically?

Rule three lied to me, but you are amazing anyways

Did I miss some emojis? (I may be very sad but a tiger doesn't change his stripes 😇)
Fuck. Apologies for getting rule #3 followers’ hopes up. My emoji actually WAS broken this time! 🤦🏻‍♀️

NOW you can all be my friendly vag friends 🐱
 
Okay, I don't know how to post a link so that it just shows up as a image/ giphy, but wowza that is..... 🥵🔥🧨
Try this. Go to Giphy. Find Gif. Click on "Embed." Go down and click "Copy Code." In Lit, click "Media." In box, paste code. Remove everything between <iframce... and a href=" Then delete everything from ">via GIPHY on.
 
I also remember @Kitty_so_frisky and her enthusiasm for all things nerdy and L.A.
Always! 💙🤍 / 💜💛 / 🖤🩶 / 💙💛

@Kitty_so_frisky lengthy recaps that were so useful and fun to read her commentary. And her gorgeous personality.
💗💗💗

I remember being so intimidated by all of you when I started, and being too shy to post or respond. That may have faded. I may flirt somewhat now.

I still love waking up and finding I amused @Kitty_so_frisky. I love that.
💗💗💗

@Kitty_so_frisky when you see this I want you to know you are appreciated and loved. Waking up to multiple, mostly 😍, notifications from you (even the occasional 😡) brightens my mornings.

When I have gotten the (5 so far lol) angry reacts from you I think of this:

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I'm so glad most of my @Kitty_so_frisky reactions are 🤣 I get very sad if I ever get anything but a 😍 or a 🤣 from her.

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This is what I imagine her doing as I sleep most of the time. 😂

I have 27 angry reactions. @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 are shockingly responsible for most of them. I only have 2 from @Kitty_so_frisky and they were both food related.

One was I said bacon was meh and the other was because I said I love pineapple on pizza. 🤣

I also have about 15,000 reactions. 21 of them are angry faces. 7 of those are from @Kitty_so_frisky. And I'm fairly confident that zero of them were deserved. So... cut yourself some slack. :ROFLMAO:
Okay, most of the 😡 reactions I give are about fucked up food or feet…or in @Whiskeyjack’s case, probably Boston-area teams. Still 💗💗💗 you pervs more than I can say
 
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