Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

The Kama Sutra of everyday household chores.
: Number 5 ”Folding the fitted sheet.”

Start by sliding oven mitts on your partners hands….be sure they are attached with a string or cord… criss cross them behind their back…roll your partner up and throw them on the bed.

But how does one fold the sheet when both hog-tied and laying on top it?

 

[BrendaBear]

But how does one fold the sheet when both hog-tied and laying on top it?

Guess that is going to take a while then…

 

[Cyber_Bella]

But how does one fold the sheet when both hog-tied and laying on top it?

Well now I’m just frightened. Off to a deep soak in the tub to avoid being hog tied.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jesus, go away for a few minutes. What did you start here @Tigobitties98 !?!?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Jesus, go away for a few minutes. What did you start here @Tigobitties98 !?!?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeHNhZGJoYXVwcG1ubXdkbjhpa2MxMTl5eHY5NnZuZXppNWtpamx2NSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xUOwFYnEb6rv4Oxx6M/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

 

[BrendaBear]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

I am thinking smurf…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

Uhhhhhmmmm B?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

You definitely smurfed a Smurf. You smurfed that Smurf so hard, it smurfed everywhere!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve had my hair colored a lot. It never once ended up on my fingers.

Sometimes my pillow. Sometimes streak me down my face after a run. But never my fingers.

 

[BrendaBear]

You definitely smurfed a Smurf. You smurfed that Smurf so hard, it smurfed everywhere!

Just… smurfin’…. brilliant!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

I mean, she looks happy...

 

[peekingone]

Did I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??

https://ibb.co/FWXCVN5
https://ibb.co/bvtkD9V

that Smurf was wet

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So hot!

 

[Oldermom935]

Getting out the mop and bucket... dam kids... !!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So hot!

Though now I’m just more annoyed at my job because they won’t let me color my hair

 

[crazychemgirl]

Though now I’m just more annoyed at my job because they won’t let me color my hair

No one cares what the blue haired tattoo girl in the lab does.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I love it.
Makes you almost look like a mermaid.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No one cares what the blue haired tattoo girl in the lab does.

Awww, we care.

But yeah. Fucking corpos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Awww, we care.

But yeah. Fucking corpses

Fixed it for you.

 

[Oldermom935]

No one cares what the blue haired tattoo girl in the lab does.

Sending love!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Sending love!!!

…and a steak with a side of mashed potatoes… bottle of wine…

Anything else you need?

 

[Oldermom935]

…and a steak with a side of mashed potatoes… bottle of wine…

Anything else you need?

I'll bring the condiments. Salt pepper A1 sauce. Maybe something for those fingers? You can always eat with gloves.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fixed it for you.

NMK